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Rob is a longtime pro/competitive wrestler, best known for being a member of the U.S. Wrestling Team. He displays creativity through published books, parody songs, and T-shirt designs. A Michigan high school state qualifier turned 5-time post-collegiate All American, Clooney earned his place on the U.S. Wrestling Team through grit and skill. In the ring, he uses his world-class amateur background to ground high-flying foes and outmaneuver heavy-hitters with flawless technique. More than just a decorated athlete, Clooney is a wrestling coach (Silver Ravens Beach Wrestling) and a published author, inspiring the next generation both on and off the mat/ring.
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Ready for the Takedown with Huntrix Wrestling Demon Hunters T-Shirt

Description: “Ready for the Takedown” blends anime-inspired style with amateur wrestling energy, featuring a colorful trio of confident Demon Hunting wrestlers rocking singlets, wrestling shoes, knee pads, and headgear in a bold, high-impact design. Perfect for: Wrestling fans Anime and manga lovers K-pop inspired aesthetics Female athletes and wrestlers Wrestling coaches and teams Cute sporty streetwear vibes Whether you're headed to practice, a tournament, or just want a unique wrestling-inspired look, this design brings attitude, style, and mat-ready confidence. Great on: T-shirts, hoodies, stickers, posters, notebooks, phone cases, and more.

Tags: anime and manga, demon hunter, folkstyle wrestling, girls wrestling, huntrix
Captain Insano "Show No Mercy" T-Shirt
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Description: Captain Insano is the over-the-top, hard-hitting wrestler from The Waterboy, known for his brutal style and unforgettable catchphrase, “Show No Mercy!” This bold, retro-inspired design captures the energy of classic sports entertainment and 90s movie nostalgia. Perfect for fans of Adam Sandler films, wrestling humor, and iconic movie characters.

Tags: 90s movies, 90s nostalgia, adam sandler, aew wrestling, no mercy
Beach Wrestling- Life's a Beach T-Shirt

Description: Show off your love for summertime wrestling with this throwback beach wrestling design. Originally used as the logo for the now defunct SandWrestling.com (which was co-created by Rob), this design has been retooled as a "Life's a Beach" design.

Tags: beach, beach life, beach vacation, lifes a beach, sand wrestling
Grapplemon- Gotta Wrestle 'em All T-Shirt
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Description: A fun, hilarious take of the famous Pokemon logo. This design is perfect for wrestling fans who also love Pokémon, professional wrestling, trading card games, anime and more.

Tags: aew, combat sports, gamer, gaming, indy wrestling
Thunderstruck Wrestling T-Shirt

Description: The official design for Thunderstruck Wrestling, an independent professional wrestling promotion based in Southeastern, Michigan, which was co-founded by Rob.

Tags: indie wrestling, indy wrestling, michigan, michigan wrestling, pro wrestling
Lunchadore (Taco Man/ Tacoland) T-Shirt
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Description: Wrestling's Spiciest Superstar… Now on Merch! Introducing Taco Man—the masked marvel of mealtime, the tortilla titan, the only wrestler to ever make a tag team out of guac and queso. Whether he’s dropping elbows or dropping jalapeños, Taco Man never misses lunch OR leg day. This bold design features the legendary Lunchadore look—fists clenched, golden mask gleaming, and rocking his official TacoLand tee (which may or may not be tax-deductible as ring gear). 💥 Perfect for superfans, snack fans, or anyone who believes their luchadors should come with a side of hot sauce. Available on T-shirts, stickers, mugs, notebooks, and more. Wear it proudly and remember: You don’t choose the taco life… the taco life pile-drives you.

Tags: indie wrestling, indy wrestling, lucha, lucha libre, lucha underground
Taco Man (Cheetos design) T-Shirt

Description: Grab the new gear, representing your favorite Lunchadore. This bold, spicey design has just the right flavor to represent the masked independent wrestler, best known for smashing serving trays and serving up his Lunchtime Lariat.

Tags: burger, cheetos, fast food, lucha, lucha libre
Tacoland T-Shirt
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Description: Support the fictional business, Tacoland, the employer of Great Lakes area professional wrestler, Taco Man.

Tags: fast food, mexican, pro wrestling, restaurant, taco
Twinkie Power (Hostess Snacks Design) T-Shirt
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Description: A fun parody of the Hostess Twinkie logo, this design helps support the professional wrestling fitness trainers, Twinkie Power ("Mr Fitness" Slim Trimmons & CrossFit Clooney). Twinkie Power is a tag-team that is often seen in the rings of the Midwest, tossing Twinkie snack cakes to the crowd. Be sure to pick up this fun design and support indie wrestling.

Tags: aew wrestling, dessert, fitness trainer, hostess, indy wrestling
Twinkie Power (NES, Nintendo Power) T-Shirt
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Description: Pick up the latest design showing support for the Midwest Tag-Team, Twinkie Power ("Mr Fitness" Slim Trimmons & CrossFit Clooney). This design was inspired by the now defunct magazine, Nintendo Power. Come get the power with this fun design.

Tags: atari 8bit, gamer, hostess, nes, nintendo
Clooney - The All-American Wrestler (G.I. Joe design) T-Shirt
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Description: Grab your retro designed Rob Clooney gear. This design was inspired by G.I. Joe, and it is the perfect gift for anyone who grew up watching cartoons during the 80s.

Tags: 4th of july, 80s cartoons, 80s kid, 80s tv, all american
"All American" Rob Clooney- 80s Cartoon w/ Singlet T-Shirt
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Description: A colorful cartoon illustration of pro & amateur wrestler, All American Rob Clooney.

Tags: 80s cartoons, clooney, rob clooney, singlet, team usa
Farmer Jack Burns T-Shirt
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Description: Farmer Jack Burns is a bold, retro-inspired design that blends classic wrestling heritage with nostalgic Midwest supermarket vibes. Inspired by the legendary grappler “Farmer” Burns and styled with a vintage grocery-brand aesthetic reminiscent of old-school Farmer Jack supermarket signage, this artwork delivers strong Americana energy. Clean lines, a bold red nameplate, and timeless branding make it perfect for fans of wrestling history, retro grocery nostalgia, and Midwest pride.

Tags: catch wrestling, farmer jack, frank gotch, martial arts, martin burns
Notice – Employees Must Stop Crying Before Returning to Work T-Shirt
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Description: This bold workplace parody sign design delivers sharp humor with a clean, official-style layout. Featuring a bright blue “NOTICE” header, a crying face icon, and a stop-hand symbol, this graphic mimics classic office signage while adding a sarcastic twist. Perfect for fans of workplace humor, sarcastic quotes, office memes, and funny job-related designs. Great for coworkers, managers, retail workers, and anyone who survives the daily grind with a sense of humor.

Tags: crying, employee meme, funny, funny office sign, humor
Slowway (The Inconvenience Stores of Slowway) T-Shirt
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Description: A parody design for a gasoline company people love to dislike. Taken from Rob's best-selling book, "Corporate Lunacy: Behind the Scenes of America's Worst Gast Station (#1 in Amazon's Business Ethic category for 5 consecutive weeks), here's a fun design to go along with the telling memoir.

Tags: 7 11, 7 eleven, buckees, convenience, convenience store
Silver Ravens Beach Wrestling-Est 2007 T-Shirt
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Description: A newly designed logo (2025) for the Silver Ravens Beach Wrestling Club, the first wrestling club in the USA that focused primarily on the style of beach wrestling.

Tags: amateur wrestling, beach life, beach wrestling, combat sports, competitive wrestling
Sight I Adore- Beach Wrestling T-Shirt

Description: An option to get the back of our popular "Sight I Adore" shirt, made available for items other than the back of the shirt.

Tags: aew, beach, beach life, beach sports, combat sports
Beach Wrestling- The Sight I Adore... T-Shirt

Description: An altered version of the "Sight I Adore..." wrestling poem, tailored for beach wrestling. A slightly altered reprint of an image designed by the Silver Ravens Beach Wrestling Club in 2009.

Tags: aau wrestling, beach, beach life, fila, nuway wrestling
Sticks & Stones, Biloxi Mississippi Biloxi (from the book "Fast Cash") T-Shirt

Description: Here’s a fun design featuring the fictional male strip club Sticks & Stones from the MMA-themed novel "Fast Cash" by Rob Clooney. This retro neon sign–inspired graphic captures the bold, nightlife energy of Biloxi, Mississippi, with glowing blue lettering, a green bow-tie centerpiece, and a classic red V-shape. Perfect for fans of novelty adult humor shirts, male revue–themed merch, or anyone who loves a funny fictional nightclub aesthetic. Great for bachelor & bachelorette parties, coastal Mississippi locals, or collectors of fictional business merchandise.

Tags: biloxi, clubbing, fast cash, fictional business, magic mike
I Scored High on My Drug Test T-Shirt

Description: Turn heads and spark laughs with the “I Scored High on My Drug Test” sticker; a bold, tongue-in-cheek design perfect for fans of edgy humor, sarcastic quotes, and meme culture. Featuring thick white lettering with a sharp black outline and a clean die-cut look, this high-contrast decal pops on laptops, water bottles, cars, toolboxes, and anywhere you want to make a statement. Ideal for stoners, pranksters, and anyone who loves clever, rebellious humor, this funny sticker is guaranteed to get a double-take and a laugh.

Tags: 420, blunts, drug test, drugs, infused
Simps Chase T-Shirt
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Description: Don't worry, you aren't the only one who laughs at thirsty simps. Let the world laugh with you with this simple, yet colorful design. "Simps Chase. Studs Attract."

Tags: funny, humor, humorous, no simp, simp
Wrestler Checklist: The Money, The Miles, The Ringrats T-Shirt
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Description: Many professional wrestling veterans will tell you that there are only two things that are real in pro wrestling: the money and the miles. Well, we think there may be a third option to this wrestling checklist.

Tags: aew, indie wrestling, indy wrestling, nxt, pro wrestling
Beach Wrestling- Mankind's Oldest Sport, Fossil T-Shirt

Description: A carved fossil inspired by Rob's design for the now defunct SandWreslting.com, announcing to the world that beach wrestling is indeed "Mankind's Oldest Sport."

Tags: aau wrestling, beach life, beach sports, fila, fila wrestling
Danger Mechanic with Attitude T-Shirt

Description: Turn up the attitude in your workspace with the “Danger: Mechanic with Attitude," a bold, high-impact design made for gearheads, grease monkeys, and anyone who takes pride in doing things their own way. Featuring a classic industrial warning-sign look with a fiery red DANGER badge and gritty black lettering, this sticker instantly adds personality to toolboxes, cars, laptops, garages, and man caves. Perfect for mechanics, auto enthusiasts, and DIY warriors, it’s a fun, eye-catching decal that says you don’t just fix things, you dominate them!

Tags: auto mechanic, danger, diy, do it yourself, fix
Warning To Avoid Injury Don't Tell Me How to Do My Job T-Shirt

Description: Bring bold laughs to the job site, tool box, or hard hat with this hilarious “Don't Tell Me How to Do My Job” image. Designed in a clean, high-contrast industrial style, this funny work-humor decal is perfect for mechanics, welders, electricians, construction workers, and anyone who appreciates sarcastic blue-collar jokes. Printed with crisp white lettering and thick black outlines for maximum visibility, this sticker pops on helmets, lunchboxes, trucks, laptops, and shop walls. Whether you’re trolling your coworkers or upgrading your gear with some edgy humor, this sticker delivers big laughs and serious attitude.

Tags: auto mechanic, engineer, factory, fix, funny mechanic
Beach Wrestling- No Shoes, No Singlet (Womens) T-Shirt

Description: A version of our "No Shoes, No Singlet" concept, only this time, a design just for the ladies.

Tags: beach, beach life, beach vacation, contact sports, no shoes
Beach Wrestling- No shoes, No Singlets... T-Shirt

Description: The gear of beach wrestlers is simple. No shoes, no singlet, only board shorts.

Tags: beach life, board shorts, lifes a beach, no shoes, sand wrestling
Don't Block the Box T-Shirt
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Description: A humorous street sign with a slight innuendo, this design is sure to encourage some laughter, from those who get it.

Tags: dont block the box, funny, funny gift, funny sayings, funny signs
Big Beaver Road, exit 69 T-Shirt
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Description: Get an image of this infamous Metro-Detroit landmark, which doubles as humorous innuendo.

Tags: 69, big beaver road, detroit, i 75, innuendo
Rob Clooney- 80s Style Cartoon w/ Board Shorts T-Shirt

Description: "All American" Rob Clooney designed as an 80's cartoon, designed with board shorts.

Tags: all american, all american wrestler, beach wrestling, clooney, rob clooney
"All American" Rob Clooney, Est 1993 T-Shirt

Description: This logo of "All American" Rob Clooney features Rob in a superhero illustration, highlighting the beginning of his longstanding wrestling career. This image is commissioned artwork for Rob, illustrated by Johnny Carruba.

Tags: all american, clooney, rob clooney, superhero wrestler
Save the Tatoes T-Shirt
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Description: A parody of the "Save the Tatas" campaign, let's work together to "Save the Tatoes"

Tags: mr potatoe head

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