Rock Lobstrocity

Description: Its a platonic ideal. The stuff you wear when you're a running person.

Description: That can be tough, I'm sorry. I hope he's doing ok!

Description: Absorbent Man looked at Precarious Man as he dandled him over the edge of the diving board. "Precarious Man, why don't you let go?" Absorbent Man asked. "Because letting go is the release of precariousity," said Precarious Man, as he held Absorbent Man with trembling fingertips. "Once I let go, I will be much less precarious." "But you should let go," said Absorbent Man. "I am so empty. I am ready to absorb this whole Olympic size swimming pool of ranch sauce."

Description: There's just one man to call when something needs done.

Description: For all the Chunks out there.

Description: A specific cat. He channels action, potential, being.