rolilson

Description: It's true

Description: You're already good, now it's time to go GREAT!

Description: Not as useless as the ostrich, but pretty damn useless anyway.

Description: What good are you? As good as wings on an ostrich. Stupid bird.

Description: If you're a mess you should give a warning. A nice 'OUT OF ORDER' sign will do that for you.

Description: You know how the song goes

Description: Perfect for when someone asks if there's a doctor on board

Description: Not as useful as the "Doctor" shirt. Unless you love to brag