Hats
Interceptor Hat
$19
Spooky Skull Hat
$19
Description: He’s amazing, a fearsome crime fighter protecting Cincinnati from the perils of professor squid, grey gremlin, and the buzzard. Using his human like powers of thumbs, symbolic thought, and online shopping this hero walks among us unnoticed until danger strikes. He was but a simple spider until a child who got his dental X-rays while holding his Nintendo Switch too close to his face became irradiated chomped down on our reclusive hero. He became imbued with super spider size, frustration, and hostility to become ‘Man-Spider’! This design is features our hero in X-Ray Crimson.
Description: Although none of us are named Johnson here this week we are United by that name.
Camp Jøhnsøn Hat
$19
Skate Ghost Hat
$19
Cockpit Cat Hat
$19
Yutani Deck Hat
$19
Pew Hat
$19
Dengar Hat
$19
Bossk Hat
$19
Landsknecht Hat
$19
Description: The evil Death Facer threatens the whole universe with his diabolical Siege Moon! Only Lonely Nomad and Star Princess hold the key to stopping him. Joined by their brave alien companion Chao-Barker, our heros travel through time and space to prevent the forces of evil from casting their shadow across the galaxy!
Space Fight Hat
$19
Description: You will hear what we want you to hear, you will see what we want you to see. You are programed, you are our tool, we will use you as we see fit, you are not your own
MK Ultra Hat
$19
Description: Blessed by the deck of Osiris and the golden trucks of Anubis, Pharaoh Khufu the Awesome built the greatest jump ramp in all of history! Alligned with four cardinal directions, his Nollies and Arial 1080 Flips could reach to all corners of the Upper and Lower Kingdoms. All those who would dare disturb his immortal slumber would cursed to face his dome moves and solid landings...
