Rubystor

Description: Chillin with my zombies

Description: Zombie apocalypse keep calm video games have prepared me for this

Description: Vegan zombies eat grains you are safe

Description: Learn to swim cause zombies can't swim

Description: Zombies eat brains you're safe

Description: Have you seen my zombie ?

Description: If you want me to listen to you talk about painting

Description: Painting makes me happy you not so much

Description: I don't need therapy i just need to paint

Description: I like painting and maybe 3 people

Description: Eat sleep paint repeat

Description: I don't always paint...OH wait yes i do

Description: Painters gonna paint

Description: The man the myth the painter

Description: A day without painting is like just kidding i have no idea

Description: I'd rather be painting

Description: Of course i talk to myself sometimes i need expert advice

Description: I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you

Description: I'm not responsible for what my face does when you talk

Description: I don't always tolerate stupid people but when i do i am probably at work

Description: If you don't want a sarcastic answer don't ask me

Description: There's no need to repeat yourself i ignored you just fine the first time

Description: Remember when i asked for your opinion yeah me neither

Description: Me? Sarcastic? Never?

Description: well , that's not a good sign

Description: I'll be in my office

Description: Helicopter

Description: MY other car is a helicopter

Description: Wings are for amateurs

Description: Helicopter

Description: Relationship status: taken by a hot helicopter mechanic

Description: I never dreamed i'd grow up to be a sexy helicopter pilot but here i am, killing it

Description: I'm a helicopter pilot like a normal pilot but way cooler

Description: Real pilots don't need wings to fly

Description: Real pilots don't need runways

Description: Don't make me use my doctor voice