Rubystor

Description: I teach sweet hearts

Description: I have a classroom full of valentines

Description: My students are my valentines

Description: When you're dead inside but it's valentine

Description: Our first valentine's day together 2022

Description: Can't wait to receive nothing on valentine's day

Description: Sorry boys my dad is my valentine

Description: Sorry ladies my mom is my valentine

Description: Daddy is my valentine

Description: I love my awesome wife

Description: I steal hearts

Description: I don't need a valentine i need a nap

Description: My heart is perfect because you are in it

Description: A little bit of pirate a whole lot of mermaid

Description: Drink like a pirate dance like a mermaid

Description: Always be yourself unless you can be a pirate then always be a pirate

Description: Born a pirate forced to work

Description: Captain grandpa

Description: A smooth sea never made a skilled pirate

Description: Pirate papa i'be the captain of this here crew

Description: Only pirates can get away with saying yo ho

Description: I just here for the booty

Description: This is my pirate costume

Description: The voices in my head are telling me to get more tattoos

Description: I have a tattooed daughter just like a normal daughter except much cooler yes she bought me this

Description: Easily distracted by music and tattoos

Description: I'd rather be tattooing

Description: Tattoos are like potato chips you can't just have one

Description: Tattoo artist because miracle worker isn't an official job title

Description: Sorry i only like girls with tattoos

Description: Tattoos not just for sailors and whores anymore

Description: This is the shirt i wear to cover my tattoos at family gatherings

Description: Eat sleep tattoo repeat

Description: A zombie is for life not just for halloween

Description: Training because zombies eat the slow ones first

Description: I like you but if zombies chase us i'm tripping you