Rubystor

Description: I love my awesome wife

Description: I steal hearts

Description: I don't need a valentine i need a nap

Description: My heart is perfect because you are in it

Description: Born a pirate forced to work

Description: Captain grandpa

Description: A smooth sea never made a skilled pirate

Description: Pirate papa i'be the captain of this here crew

Description: I just here for the booty

Description: This is my pirate costume

Description: I'd rather be tattooing

Description: Tattoos are like potato chips you can't just have one

Description: Tattoo artist because miracle worker isn't an official job title

Description: Tattoos not just for sailors and whores anymore

Description: This is the shirt i wear to cover my tattoos at family gatherings

Description: Eat sleep tattoo repeat

Description: A zombie is for life not just for halloween

Description: Training because zombies eat the slow ones first

Description: I like you but if zombies chase us i'm tripping you

Description: Chillin with my zombies

Description: Zombie apocalypse keep calm video games have prepared me for this

Description: This is my zombie killing shirt

Description: Vegan zombies eat grains you are safe

Description: Zombies eat brains you're safe

Description: Have you seen my zombie ?

Description: If you want me to listen to you talk about painting

Description: I like painting and maybe 3 people

Description: The man the myth the painter

Description: I'd rather be painting

Description: Of course i talk to myself sometimes i need expert advice

Description: I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you

Description: I'm not responsible for what my face does when you talk

Description: I don't always tolerate stupid people but when i do i am probably at work

Description: If you don't want a sarcastic answer don't ask me

Description: There's no need to repeat yourself i ignored you just fine the first time

Description: Me? Sarcastic? Never?