Rubystor

Description: well , that's not a good sign

Description: I'll be in my office

Description: Helicopter

Description: MY other car is a helicopter

Description: Wings are for amateurs

Description: Relationship status: taken by a hot helicopter mechanic

Description: I never dreamed i'd grow up to be a sexy helicopter pilot but here i am, killing it

Description: Real pilots don't need runways

Description: Husband dad doctor legend

Description: I'm a doctor what's your superpower

Description: Be nice to me i may be your doctor someday

Description: I like people under general anesthesia

Description: I might be a doctor but i can't fix stupid

Description: I'm a doctor to save time let's just assume that i'm never wrong

Description: I am always disappointed when a liar's pants don't actually catch fire

Description: I survived the cpa exam

Description: Eat sleep bird watch

Description: it's ok if you don't like bird watching it's kind of a smart people hobby anyway

Description: I don't always stop and look at birds oh wait yes i do

Description: birds

Description: Birds well with others

Description: Will trade brother for horse

Description: My therapist eats hay

Description: I like horses dogs and maybe 3 people

Description: Horses keep me stable

Description: Yes i smell like a horse no i don't consider that a problem

Description: I'm so hungry i could eat a human

Description: My body knows how old i am but my mind refuses to believe it!

Description: I'm sorry for what i said while fasting

Description: Not today carbs

Description: I don't need to diet this christmas i am inspired by santa claus

Description: I would lose weight but i hate losing

Description: I run on ketones and coffee

Description: I bake because punching people is frowned upon

Description: Christmas cookie baking crew

Description: A rolling pin is a weapon in the hands of an angry baker