Ruined Childhoods

Show your support for one of the biggest comebacks in Hollywood history!

Show your support for Ruined Childhoods by sporting this design in the style of the iconic cover art for Joy Division's Unknown Pleasures.

If there's one thing we can say for sure about the COVID-19 vaccines, it's that Bob Wiley was among the first to get one. Show everyone that you're vaccinated AND love What About Bob? at the same time with this shirt or other fun item!

Be just like Nicholas van Orton and show your friends that you were a participant in THE GAME!

Celebrate your PASSION for one of the most versatile actors of our generation, Timothy Olyphant. This nod to a particular adult-oriented website is the best way to show friends, family, and strangers alike that you are a fan of T.O.

We don't think that a reboot, remake, sequel, or prequel could ruin anyone's childhood. But there is one child who has ruined a lot of adults - We pay tribute to Problem Child with this design.

They wrote your favorite movies in the 80s and 90s and now you can rep them on your body in the style of the City Slickers opening credits

Show your respect for one of the greatest actors out there. Oscar Isaac (Star Wars, Inside Llewyn Davis, Dune, Annihilation, Ex Machina) is great in everything and we're always looking for ways to fit him into our imaginary sequels, prequels, reboots, and remakes on the Ruined Childhoods podcast.

Though this might not be profitable for Frito-Lay, showing your appreciation for Jesse Plemons (Friday Night Lights, Fargo (FX), Breaking Bad, The Master) goes a long way in supporting the Ruined Childhoods podcast. And you know what? This guy always fricken' delivers.

On the Ruined Childhoods podcast, "Good Journey" is our way of saying thank you, goodbye, farewell, you're the tops, and also represents an old fashioned tip of the hat.