RyIT Designs

Description: If you feel like we're living in a dumpster fire, thank the people that got us there. Send a message with this politically inspired design

Description: Inspired by your love of whiskey and our favorite red head. Show off your affection for your drink of choice with this 1950's throwback!

Description: Do you need a description for this? You either think its funny or you don't. We dislike everyone equally, so if you're on the other team, go grab one of those designs.

Description: Can you imagine what the Tarot deck would look like if the art was created today? Thanks to our line of Tarot card designs, you don't have to wonder! This collection takes inspiration from actual cards found in the Tarot deck and a few that we added to represent today's messed up world.

Description: Save yourself the trouble and let this cute little unicorn do all your gay gasping for you!

Description: Nothing feels better than earning an achievement in a video game! Ok.. Maybe there's one thing! Reward the gamer in your life for doing the one thing you never thought they would!

Description: Drink your juice!! Perfect addition to your mom's kitchen. It's ok if you don't get the reference. Your mom will love it!

Description: Christmas, oldies, dance, pop.... There's a million of them! Here is one that covers them all with one title! Bullshit!

Description: Yes.. The retro flowery text is "in" right now, but peace and love are boring. Keep up with the style, but do it with a little flare!

Description: Normalize discussions about mental health! Yes, this design is kinda funny.. Hopefully the humor cuts down on some of the stigma associated with mental illness!

Description: For my fellow gaymers!! Sport this one and everyone will know you're playing with power! Super (homo) power!! Inspired by your favorite 16 bit console from the 90's!

Description: Public service design!! Save people from finding out the hard way! Be a leader in the community by letting everyone know what you've learned! You'll be a hero!

Description: Isn't that nice? One woman is sad because she isn't good at crafting, but she's willing to help cut out designs and the other woman is giving her a thank you kiss.. Right? Totally what's going on here, isn't it?

Description: Can you imagine what the Tarot deck would look like if the art was created today? Thanks to our line of Tarot card designs, you don't have to wonder! This collection takes inspiration from actual cards found in the Tarot deck and a few that we added to represent today's messed up world.

Description: Do you really need an explanation for this one??? Umm... when 2 people love each other very much... You get the idea, right?

Description: This one is Inspired by our favorite kids’ reading show, but with an inappropriate RyIT twist! Did you love Reading R-----w? If so, don’t you think “How to Perform a Satanic Ritual” would have been an interesting segment? We hope you enjoy this little piece of 80's/90's nostalgia!

Description: Lets make the objective clear. As you’re gearing up for the big ride, its important to let your partner know where you’re headed. A surprise touchdown around Uranus could cause injury. We’ve made it easy for you with this one. Its pretty clear what your destination is!

Description: Nothing like some good old fashioned NSFW humor!! This one a though provoking! "When did they see him in a ball gag?", "Why haven't I seen him in a ball gag?", "What the hell is a ball gag?".. The possibilities for fun and mayhem are endless!

Description: Impress your boss and show off your amazing work ethic with this design! You’ll be the talk of the office, construction site, mortuary, etc. Maybe you are the boss? In that case, let all your minions know that you work way harder than they do. We’re not talking ONE ugly stripper here; we’re talking a PACK!

Description: From what we're told, multi-colored text on calm colors is "SO IN" right now... Especially with retro fonts! Set yourself apart with our irreverent spin on this latest trend. On the other hand, if you're a basic bitch and proud, this shirt is a great way to advertise!

Description: Show of hands... How many lesbians out there have more than one cat? We all know lesbians and cats go together like gay dudes and Cher. Its about time there is some designs out there for the women!

Description: It feels like it takes forever! Searching for the right on, patiently waiting for everyone else to get done playing with it, the anticipation as you reach in to your pants... to pull out a quarter and stick it in the slot! NOTHING COMPARES!

Description: It’s a beautiful day! The sun is shining, a light breeze to keep us cool and you’re looking for something to do that lets you enjoy this perfect day. Do you go hiking, swimming or get SHITTY WASTED? Grab some friends, some booze and get your day drink on!

Description: This *totally innocent* design is all about treating yourself to a doughnut. Unless you're a freak! Then it could mean something sexual... but we don't do that stuff here, right?

Description: This design is multi-purpose!! Are you a whore who likes giving and/or receiving drunken blowjobs? BOOM! Advertising! Are you a prude out to warn others about the drunken evils that alcohol can lead to? BOOM! Warning Label! Quite possibly our most useful design!

Description: We do our best to steer clear of politics because its a waste of time trying to change anyone's mind these days. However, we may have solved one of the biggest debates of our time.. So we had to slap it on some merch!

Description: Kids today don’t form lifelong friendships anymore. Every relationship they have is online and easily ended with the click of a mouse. How do we get our kids to have best friends like we did? GIVE THEM POT!!! They’ll have more best friends than they know what to do with!! Yeah, that’s a little dark, but you’ll have to admit, it’s funny!

Description: This is a hard description to write. The design pretty much says it all, right? MAN WHORE! Are you a man whore? Own it! Do you want to let someone know they’re a man whore? Gift idea!

Description: Life could have been much darker! Instead of running a merch store, I could be selling myself on onlyf**s.. Thank the lord for tacos!!

Description: Perhaps one of the greatest descriptions in the English language for a rude/ignorant person is Twat Waffle! So eloquent! Our vintage happy waffle mascot is here to remind everyone within reading distance that you like to surround yourself with awesome people, not Twat Waffles!

Description: Wrapping things up a little early in the bedroom? Make no apologies! As gamers, we have a duty to pew pew as many noobs as we can on a daily basis. If you have five minutes before your raid is supposed to start, sacrifices need to be made! Display this one like a badge of honor! Not even getting laid can keep you from your mission!

Description: Sometimes the urge hits and you are ill-equipped to handle it. Never fear! If you try hard enough you can "do anything". This could be the perfect gift for mom... if mom is a freaky sex addict!

Description: Admit it you loved that vintage toy and the inedible rocks that came out of it. This design will have you reliving your childhood in no time! Wait… I was the only one that had an Easy Bake Meth Lab?? What did you people have? Oh well! Dark humor is always a good conversation starter!

Description: Sometimes you have to do a little digging to find out that someone is an undercover slut. That’s where our scientist comes in. She had to go to extreme lengths but has finally determined the truth. Surprise! You’re a slut! At least she didn’t test on animals. Hopefully you don’t either!

Description: For some reason, the gay community holds its members to a higher standard of beauty. Gay years are much like dog years. According to our calculations, each straight year is equivalent to three gay years. You think you’re 30? Bitch! You’re dead!