Description: Kids today don’t form lifelong friendships anymore. Every relationship they have is online and easily ended with the click of a mouse. How do we get our kids to have best friends like we did? GIVE THEM POT!!! They’ll have more best friends than they know what to do with!! Yeah, that’s a little dark, but you’ll have to admit, it’s funny!
Description: Perhaps one of the greatest descriptions in the English language for a rude/ignorant person is Twat Waffle! So eloquent! Our vintage happy waffle mascot is here to remind everyone within reading distance that you like to surround yourself with awesome people, not Twat Waffles!
Description: Wrapping things up a little early in the bedroom? Make no apologies! As gamers, we have a duty to pew pew as many noobs as we can on a daily basis. If you have five minutes before your raid is supposed to start, sacrifices need to be made! Display this one like a badge of honor! Not even getting laid can keep you from your mission!
Description: Admit it you loved that vintage toy and the inedible rocks that came out of it. This design will have you reliving your childhood in no time! Wait… I was the only one that had an Easy Bake Meth Lab?? What did you people have? Oh well! Dark humor is always a good conversation starter!
Description: Sometimes you have to do a little digging to find out that someone is an undercover slut. That’s where our scientist comes in. She had to go to extreme lengths but has finally determined the truth. Surprise! You’re a slut! At least she didn’t test on animals. Hopefully you don’t either!
