SafetyCub

Description: Did you ever want to have a bear of your very own? Do you desire a fuzzy, obedient companion who's always at your beck and call? Come to Break-a-Bear Workshop, where we're always stocked with the latest and hairiest bears, cubs, and daddies! Select from our wide array of free-range fellas, pick your forever bear, and choose your the method by which you'll break his will! Open 9:00a to 8:00p, Located next to the Orange Julius, closed on Tuesdays.

Description: Is the spartan lifestyle for you? Do you think shirts v. skins is too restrictive? Have you always wanted to hear the crack of the bat while simultanously watching the shake of the belly? This may just be the league for you!

Description: Sometimes a lad just needs to be pulled up short. For those of you who need a reminder, there's this shirt!

Description: We who are about to dine, salute you!

Description: I've heard good things, he seems like an upstanding fellow.