SaltyCoty

Description: Tis' the season (for my waistline to expand)

Description: His workout playlists consists entirely of Disturbed and Linkin Park songs (also at least 7 different remixes of Eiffel 65's 'I'm Blue' for some reason)

Description: When gorilla mode just ain't enough to bust out that last rep

Description: It's drip or drown, and brother I'm a basal eotyrannosaurian theropod from the Late Cretaceous (only the real ones understand)

Description: *Not technically s'truth, Struthiomimus was a North American genus during the Late Cretaceous. I make no claims to the scientific accuracy, humor, or cultural sensitivity presented herein.*

Description: Horny Squad Assemble

Description: his eyes may be much larger than the diameter of his throat, but you gotta give him some credit for the effort.

Description: No thoughts, head empty...

Description: *Muffled 'crawling in my skin' plays in the background*

Description: He boutta' do it to em

Description: Cotylorhyncus was a genus of synapsid that lived during the Permian. It is notable for a having a very disproportionate head-to-body ratio, which I assume it was probably not too happy about.

Description: I don't need bear arms (or any kind of arms) to kick ur ass.

Description: When you're this caked-up, who even needs arms? (*Brachiosaur Gang wants to know your location*)

Description: For those who strive to be so swole they can't even fit through doors... or in the building.

Description: Fair warning, waving your pointy bits around in public worked a lot better in the Cretaceous