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Salty Said Sweetly

Salty Said Sweetly was born out of a frustration that most of the lettering and calligraphy out there tends to sugarcoat real life experience.
Chicago, IL
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Frog Dragonfly Turtle (White) T-Shirt
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Description: For the subtle FDT fans.

Tags: anti trump, fdt floral, fdt resist bear, fdt trump, flourish dream thrive

Frog Dragonfly Turtle (White) T-Shirt

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Frog Dragonfly Turtle T-Shirt
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Description: For the stealth FDTs amongst us.

Tags: anti trump, fdt floral, fuck trump, politics, resist

Frog Dragonfly Turtle T-Shirt

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Have The Day You Deserve T-Shirt
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Description: Subject to interpretation.

Tags: have the day you deserve

Have The Day You Deserve T-Shirt

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Brian T-Shirt
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Description: For Brian A

Tags: funny

Brian T-Shirt

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Self Love Dumpster Fire T-Shirt
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Description: Even the dumpster fires amongst us need love!

Tags: dumpster, im fine, its fine, this is fine

Self Love Dumpster Fire T-Shirt

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Dumpster Cat Appreciation Society T-Shirt
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Description: If your favorite breed of cat is ‘garbage,’ you’re one of us.

Tags: animal lover, dumpster cats, feral, feral cat, rescue cat

Dumpster Cat Appreciation Society T-Shirt

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Merry Crimus T-Shirt
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Description: For Festive Internet Olds

Tags: merry crisis, meme, funny christmas, christmas vine, christmas meme

Merry Crimus T-Shirt

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When you learn something, teach someone. T-Shirt
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Tags: activist, black lives matter, equality, feminist, black history month

When you learn something, teach someone. T-Shirt

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Born Cross T-Shirt
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Description: The finest sidekick in Fourpenny Woods.

Tags: osmo unknown, catherynne m valente

Born Cross T-Shirt

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Cozy Cult Mug (Dark Print) T-Shirt
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Description: Secret milkshakes, not secret handshakes.

Tags: cat valente

Cozy Cult Mug (Dark Print) T-Shirt

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Cozy Cult (White Print) T-Shirt
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Description: Secret milkshakes, not secret handshakes.

Tags: cat valente

Cozy Cult (White Print) T-Shirt

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Welcome to Arcadia Gardens T-Shirt
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Description: Rest soundly.

Tags: catherynne m valente, comfort me with apples, cat valenti, cat valente

Welcome to Arcadia Gardens T-Shirt

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Arcadia Gardens Luxury Living T-Shirt
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Description: Rest soundly.

Tags: catherynne m valente, comfort me with apples, valenti, cat valente

Arcadia Gardens Luxury Living T-Shirt

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Somebody Needs a Care Bear Stare T-Shirt
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Description: As seen in, “The Past is Red.”

Tags: sci fi, catherynne m valente, cat valente, the past is red, sff

Somebody Needs a Care Bear Stare T-Shirt

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Madeline Brix’s Superboss Mix Tape T-Shirt
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Description: As seen in, “The Past is Red.”

Tags: sci fi, cat valente, the past is red, sff, catherynne m valente

Madeline Brix’s Superboss Mix Tape T-Shirt

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Tetley& T-Shirt
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Description: Tetley will always think the best of her companions

Tags: past is red, big red mars, goodnight moon

Tetley& T-Shirt

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Monday Night Football Experience of Western Decadence T-Shirt
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Description: As seen in ‘The Past is Red.’

Tags: science fiction, sci fi

Monday Night Football Experience of Western Decadence T-Shirt

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Vaccinated (but still not shaking hands) T-Shirt
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Description: Pro-vaccine, antisocial.

Tags: vaccination, vaccinated, pro vaccine

Vaccinated (but still not shaking hands) T-Shirt

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Vaccinated (but still not a hugger) T-Shirt
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Description: Pro vaccination, antisocial.

Tags: vaccinated, pro vaccine, vaccination, fully vaccinated, im vaccinated

Vaccinated (but still not a hugger) T-Shirt

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Pro-Vaxx Pro-Snacks Pro-Cats T-Shirt
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Description: My platform.

Tags: vaccinated, vaccine, pro vaccine, vaccination, fully vaccinated

Pro-Vaxx Pro-Snacks Pro-Cats T-Shirt

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Now! That’s What I Call Maintenance Phase T-Shirt
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Description: Greatest hits by Michael Hobbes and Aubrey Gordon.

Tags: body positive, maintenance phase merch

Now! That’s What I Call Maintenance Phase T-Shirt

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Proud Ally (2021 Progress Flag) T-Shirt
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Description: Wear your ally stripes proudly.

Tags: gay ally, gay pride, rainbow, proud, ally af gay pride lgbt flag

Proud Ally (2021 Progress Flag) T-Shirt

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Progress Flag Queer Accomplice T-Shirt
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Description: We need more accomplices, not allies.

Tags: gay ally, lgbt, ally, queer ally, queer accomplice

Progress Flag Queer Accomplice T-Shirt

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Proud Queer Accomplice Pinky Swear T-Shirt
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Description: We need accomplices, not allies.

Tags: gay ally, rainbow, gay pride, proud accomplice, lgbt

Proud Queer Accomplice Pinky Swear T-Shirt

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Asexual Narwhal Pride T-Shirt
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Description: Much like the humble narwhal, asexuals walk amongst us and, in fact, exist.

Tags: ace pride, asexual, narwhal, asexuality, ace pride flag

Asexual Narwhal Pride T-Shirt

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Nonbinary Platypus Pride T-Shirt
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Description: Much like the humble platypus, nonbinary people walk amongst us and are, in fact, real!

Tags: queer, lgbtq, non binary, genderqueer, lgbt

Nonbinary Platypus Pride T-Shirt

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Serving Vaccinated Eleganza T-Shirt
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Description: So hot right now.

Tags: provax, moderna, pro vaccine, vaccinated, vaccines

Serving Vaccinated Eleganza T-Shirt

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“Hello, J&J?” T-Shirt
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Description: So hot right now.

Tags: vaccinated, pro vaccine, pro vax, vaccines, health

“Hello, J&J?” T-Shirt

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Vaccines: so hot right now. T-Shirt
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Description: Herd immunity wasn’t built in a day.

Tags: pro vax, health, vaccine, pro vaccine

Vaccines: so hot right now. T-Shirt

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Vaccinate! T-Shirt
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Description: So hot right now.

Tags: covid19, moderna, pfizer, vaccinate, science

Vaccinate! T-Shirt

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“Hello, Pfizer?” T-Shirt
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Description: So hot right now.

Tags: social distancing, vaccinated, vaccine, coronavirus, covid 19

“Hello, Pfizer?” T-Shirt

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Hello, Moderna? T-Shirt
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Description: So hot right now.

Tags: vaccinate, vaccine, coronavirus designs, coronavirus, covid19

Hello, Moderna? T-Shirt

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Kindly, Suck It T-Shirt
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Description: If I may: sod off. Warmest regards.

Tags: funny, vacuum cleaner, retro, retro vintage aesthetic, unique graphic

Kindly, Suck It T-Shirt

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There are gay fat people, Bob! T-Shirt
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Description: It’s like he can’t see that we’re right here, Bob. (Inspired by the incredible Maintenance Phase podcast)

Tags: health at every size, health at any size, diet culture, maintenance phase, body positive

There are gay fat people, Bob! T-Shirt

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Here I am! I’m fat and I’m queer! T-Shirt
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Description: Inspired by Aubrey’s comments from the incredible podcast, Maintenance Phase

Tags: maintenance phase, fat acceptance, body positivity, plus size, body positive

Here I am! I’m fat and I’m queer! T-Shirt

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Garden Dreams T-Shirt
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Description: Dreaming of outside in quarantine 2020.

Tags: gardening

Garden Dreams T-Shirt

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