Salty Said Sweetly

Description: For the subtle FDT fans.

Description: For the stealth FDTs amongst us.

Description: Subject to interpretation.

Description: For Brian A

Description: Even the dumpster fires amongst us need love!

Description: If your favorite breed of cat is ‘garbage,’ you’re one of us.

Description: For Festive Internet Olds

Description: The finest sidekick in Fourpenny Woods.

Description: Secret milkshakes, not secret handshakes.

Description: Secret milkshakes, not secret handshakes.

Description: Rest soundly.

Description: Rest soundly.

Description: As seen in, “The Past is Red.”

Description: As seen in, “The Past is Red.”

Description: Tetley will always think the best of her companions

Description: As seen in ‘The Past is Red.’

Description: Pro-vaccine, antisocial.

Description: Pro vaccination, antisocial.

Description: My platform.

Description: Greatest hits by Michael Hobbes and Aubrey Gordon.

Description: Wear your ally stripes proudly.

Description: We need more accomplices, not allies.

Description: We need accomplices, not allies.

Description: Much like the humble narwhal, asexuals walk amongst us and, in fact, exist.

Description: Much like the humble platypus, nonbinary people walk amongst us and are, in fact, real!

Description: So hot right now.

Description: So hot right now.

Description: Herd immunity wasn’t built in a day.

Description: So hot right now.

Description: So hot right now.

Description: So hot right now.

Description: If I may: sod off. Warmest regards.

Description: It’s like he can’t see that we’re right here, Bob. (Inspired by the incredible Maintenance Phase podcast)

Description: Inspired by Aubrey’s comments from the incredible podcast, Maintenance Phase

Description: Dreaming of outside in quarantine 2020.