Hats
Description: This design pays homage to one of the most fearsome and decorated figures of World War II: Major Anders Lassen. Known as the "Viking of the SBS," Lassen was the only non-Commonwealth recipient of the Victoria Cross, and his reputation for audacity is perfectly captured in this layout. On the right, his portrait reflects the quiet intensity of a man who led from the front; on the left, the text features his most famous—and incredibly blunt—after-action report: "Landed. Killed Germans. Fucked off." It’s a design for those who appreciate military history stripped of its polish, celebrating a hero who had no time for bureaucracy and a singular focus on the mission at hand.
Description: A defiant and unapologetic statement against the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agency. This shirt calls out the cruelty, corruption, and systemic abuse associated with ICE, making your stance on human rights and justice unmistakable. Perfect for protests, rallies, or everyday resistance.
Description: Finally, a message from the underworld you can actually trust. “Satan Loves You” — and honestly, he’s been way more consistent about it than most of your exes. This devilishly cute design delivers the affection you didn’t ask for but absolutely deserve. Wear it to church, brunch, or your next summoning circle. Let the world know you’re loved… eternally.
Description: A bold and ridiculous take on the current president — this design features a smug chicken styled unmistakably like Trump, with the word TACO above the phrase Trump Always Chickens Out. Perfect for making a statement without saying a word. Wear it loud at rallies, protests, or anywhere satire is appreciated.
Description: Spice up your protest wardrobe with this bold and hilarious “TACO Trump” design! Featuring Trump dressed in stereotypical Mexican attire while chowing down on a taco, this image takes aim at his bluster with biting satire. The acronym says it all — Trump Always Chickens Out. Perfect for political rallies, anti-Trump statements, or just bringing the heat to your next Taco Tuesday. It’s funny, rebellious, and unapologetically bold — just like you.
Description: Embrace your playful side with this adorably rebellious “Not Today Jesus” design! Featuring a cute cartoon-style Baphomet with big sparkling eyes, tiny horns, and a sassy grin, this shirt blends occult aesthetic with meme-worthy humor. Perfect for heathens with a sense of humor, witches with attitude, or anyone who loves a little blasphemy served with cuteness. Great for goths, punks, and alternative souls who want to make a bold (but adorable) statement.
Description: Make a divine statement with our Woke Marxist Pope design — a striking fusion of radical compassion and revolutionary style. Clad in vibrant pink vestments adorned with the hammer and sickle, this smiling, olive-skinned pontiff radiates kindness and conviction. His gaze is warm, his message clear: solidarity, justice, and joy. Printed in stunning detail, this artwork reimagines spiritual leadership for a new age — one where empathy meets equity. Whether you’re a collector of iconoclasm or just love starting conversations, this shirt is a blessing.
Description: Also called heptagram, septogram, or the Faery star, the elven star is considered to be the less popular yet more powerful iteration of the magical pentagram. It plays an important role in both Christian and pagan iconography. An elven star is basically any seven-pointed star that is drawn in seven straight strokes. While the heptagram itself has several meanings and representations in various religions and cultures, the actual elven star is best represented as the sacred symbol of neopagans and those who practice witchcraft.
