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Fashion for the sarcastic
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social distancing since 1997 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: anti social, antisocial, coronavirus, covid 19, covid19
social distancing since 1993 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: antisocial, corona virus, coronavirus, covid 19, depression
social distancing since 1998 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: anti social, antisocial, coronavirus, covid 19, covid19
social distancing since 1992 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: anti social, antisocial, coronavirus, covid 19, covid19
social distancing since 1999 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: anti social, antisocial, corona, corona virus, coronavirus
social distancing since 1996 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: anti social, antisocial, anxiety, corona, coronavirus
social distancing since 2000 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: anti social, antisocial, coronavirus, covid 19, covid19
social distancing since 1995 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: anti social, antisocial, corona, coronavirus, covid 19
social distancing since 1994 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: anti social, antisocial, corona virus, coronavirus, covid 19
social distancing since 1991 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: antisocial, corona, coronavirus, covid 19, depression
social distancing since 1990 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: anti social, antisocial, corona, coronavirus, covid 19
social distancing since 1989 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: anti social, antisocial, anxiety, coronavirus, covid 19
social distancing since 1988 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: anti social, corona, coronavirus, covid 19, depression
social distancing since 1987 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: anti social, antisocial, corona, coronavirus, covid 19
social distancing since 1986 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: anti social, antisocial, corona, corona virus, coronavirus
social distancing since 1985 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: anti social, antisocial, anxiety, corona virus, coronavirus
social distancing since 1984 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: anti social, antisocial, anxiety, corona, coronavirus
social distancing since 1983 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: anti social, antisocial, corona, coronavirus, covid 19
social distancing since 1982 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: anti social, antisocial, corona virus, coronavirus, covid 19
social distancing since 1981 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: anti social, antisocial, corona, corona virus, coronavirus
social distancing since 1980 Tapestry

Description: Coronavirus pandemic? not a big difference in my life. I was born practicing the art of social distancing

Tags: anti social, antisocial, corona, coronavirus, covid 19
you’re my quarantine Tapestry
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Description: Are you stuck at home because of the Covid-19 virus? Do you see the same person/s every hour of every day? Are you struggling with the Coronavirus quarantine? Wearing this t-shirt would be a smart way to express your love, and of course your sarcasm, during these special times.

Tags: corona virus, coronavirus, covid 19, sarcasm, sarcastic

you’re my quarantine Tapestry

$23 $30

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workout & me, it was never meant to be Tapestry
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Description: How many times have you promised yourself that you will start working out again? How many times did you find yourself promising it again, and again, until you figured, well, f**k it! Somethings are just not meant to be.

Tags: gift for fat people, gym, gym motos, how to stop being lazy, lazy
WARNING! contains sarcastic language Tapestry
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Description: You can’t say I didn’t warn ya! Sarcasm helps soften the language. delivers the argument in a more sharp and clever way. injects humor and irony into an otherwise arid conversation. and it helps build up tolerance against criticism, thus creates a stronger personality.

Tags: humor, offensive, sarcasm, sarcasm quote, sarcasm quotes
sarcasm vs. violence? lucky that I’m funny Tapestry
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Description: Sarcasm helps soften the language. delivers the argument in a more sharp and clever way. injects humor and irony into an otherwise arid conversation. and it helps build up tolerance against criticism, thus creates a stronger personality.

Tags: cool for men, funny for women, funny quote, funny sarcasm, humor
my sarcasm strengthens thee Tapestry
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Description: an original quote from Sarcasius himself. He believed that sarcasm injects humor and irony into the conversation. and it helps build up tolerance against criticism, thus creates a stronger personality.

Tags: funny for women, funny quote, humor, sarcasm quotes, sarcasm sayings
success is subjective Tapestry
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Description: success is subjective. Success shouldn’t be an instrument of social pressure, but more of a personal sense of satisfaction with self. Don’t let the expectations of the people around you make you forget to focus on what you really want, and evidently enjoy your life.

Tags: average, funny for women, mediocre, mediocrity, sarcasm

success is subjective Tapestry

$23 $30

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misunderstood Tapestry

Description: Do you feel like the image that you have from yourself, and the image that you put out there with your actions and words are completely different pictures? Do you say something out loud and while saying it, you instantly regret it? Do you feel like you are often misunderstood? Do not worry. Use this and you will be fine. At least you have clearly explained yourself beforehand.

Tags: confused, confusion, evoke, how to introduce yourself to a girl, humor

misunderstood Tapestry

$23 $30

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it’s not me, it’s you Tapestry
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Description: Have you ever had that moment when you are already fed up with someone, and about to burst, and then he or she starts blaming you instead of taking responsibility? This t-shirt illustrates that moment clearly!

Tags: funny for women, humor, offensive, rude, sarcasm quotes

it’s not me, it’s you Tapestry

$23 $30

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NO. just in case you asked Tapestry
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Description: don’t you dare even ask it… the best thing to wear to shut people down, when you just do not feel like doing anything, or be approached by anyone. This is one of the best club outfits and girls night out ideas.

Tags: club, clubber, dance, dont ask, go away

NO. just in case you asked Tapestry

$23 $30

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I survived 2020 Tapestry

Description: 2020 is already way too much. IF we survived this, I think we should celebrate by everyone wearing this. We can show this to our grandchildren and brag about it. That’s how sh*t this year has become.

Tags: 2020, bad year, corona, corona virus 2020, coronavirus

I survived 2020 Tapestry

$23 $30

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the right to mediocre Tapestry
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Description: to be at peace with one’s mediocrity. to enjoy what you are and what you have, and to rethink personal inceptions about concepts like success and victory.

Tags: average, average hero, average joe, average joes, mediocre white man

the right to mediocre Tapestry

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underrated Tapestry
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Description: Do you have a lot to offer, and yet to be discovered but you are not in the mood to show it in action, like all the time? Well maybe you can just wear this. At least people will make a note.

Tags: funny, funny quote, humor, overrated, sarcasm

underrated Tapestry

$23 $30

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sarcasm, the best cure for stupidity Tapestry
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Description: Sometimes people around you resist seeing their flaws. They ignore facts and they keep doing stupid things. That does not mean you can’t have your fun with them. Use your sarcasm on them to at least have a laugh. If you’re good enough, they shouldn’t even realize it. But if they do, you would be slowly healing them by making them see. They’ll thank you later!

Tags: cure, cure for stupid people, cure for stupidity, funny quote, humor
procrastination, because I don’t have to,… yet Tapestry

Description: Why would you do it now if you can do it later, but better… or at least you could aim that way. This shirt is to celebrates human playfulness and curiosity and to cherish contemplation and mindfulness.

Tags: funny humor, lazy, lazyness, procrastination quotes, sacasm
politically imcorrect Tapestry

Description: Nowadays, everybody is so politically correct. A simple conversation cannot be held without somebody stopping you and shaming you. Sometimes, it kills the point and the mood of a great conversation. It surely is great not to offend or discriminate against others with your words, but some people really push it way too far, and completely unnecessarily. For those people, we just have the right product for you and your suppressed ego!

Tags: anti government, anti social, human rights, political, political campaign

politically imcorrect Tapestry

$23 $30

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