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Built by imagination, with a nod to nostalgia, nonsense & notions. Born and based in Pacific Wonderland.

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Pizza Corner Box Card
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Description: Make mine Marvel-ous with extra cheese! Inspired by both the 80s Marvel Comics Corner Boxes and Pizza. 'Nuff Said.

Tags: avengers, captain america, comics, food, humor

Pizza Corner Box Card

$5.00 $6.00

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SFW - Rose City Badge Card
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Description: The Secret Fortress Workshop Rose City Badge

Tags: biker patch, biker patches, city of roses, pacific wonderland, pdx

SFW - Rose City Badge Card

$5.00 $6.00

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People are the Dumbs Card

Description: I mean, there's clearly enough evidence to support this claim. Help spread the word instead of viruses.

Tags: 1980s, 80s, 80s retro, 90s, 90s style

People are the Dumbs Card

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Please Go - Have A Nice Day Card
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Description: Our take on the ol' standard mini-mart "Thank You" bags. Please Go...Have A Nice Day.

Tags: go away, go away funny, graphic, have a nice day, introvert

Please Go - Have A Nice Day Card

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Make It Count - Glitch Skull Card

Description: One of our "Make It Count" designs featuring the ol' glitching skull routine. Designed with care by an insomniac with a penchant for pessimism.

Tags: psychedelic, abstract, skull, glitch, 80s

Make It Count - Glitch Skull Card

$5.00 $6.00

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May The Bridges I Burn Light The Way Card

Description: A little nod to vintage message tees and mascots, as well as Dylan McKay.

Tags: retro fashion, retro cartoons, vintage look, retro, vintage retro

May The Bridges I Burn Light The Way Card

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Tom Masked Up Card

Description: An homage to an icon in my native city of Portland, Oregon. If you know, you know. Orignally a nod piece for Amateur Riot, we brought it back given the circumstances.

Tags: portland oregon, oregon, covid 19, rose city, secret fortress

Tom Masked Up Card

$5.00 $6.00

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STAY HOME - BLOCK HOME REMIX Card
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Description: These Block Home signs used to sit in windows in some towns, letting people know their house was a safe place to go if you needed help. I'm not sure that would fly today. We took our old pal and remixed it for the 2020 crowd.

Tags: stay home, quarantine, block home, 80s, oregon

STAY HOME - BLOCK HOME REMIX Card

$5.00 $6.00

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BLOCK HOME - Original Card
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Description: The original Block Home symbol. Synonymous with sketchy safety in assorted places, since 1982.

Tags: secret fortress, blockhome, home, block, 80s

BLOCK HOME - Original Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Breathe Deeply Card
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Description: Sometimes we just need to relax, and take it all in. The Deep Six Breathe Deeply graphic is just a small reminder of that. We only get these moments of breath, use them wisely.

Tags: self care matters, ocean, breathe, artsy, spirituality

Breathe Deeply Card

$5.00 $6.00

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Secret Fortress Social Distancing Club Card

Description: The Secret Fortress Social Distancing Club initiation graphic for all members. Enrollment is free, and if you're doing the right thing, you're already a member!

Tags: anti social, funny, introvert, novelty, stay home

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