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Gone Feral Card

Description: Gonna hop on my hog and get outta here

Tags: acid, collage, drifter, dropout, farm

Gone Feral Card

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Davie Jones Card
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Description: He'd like to come and meet us But he thinks he'd blow our minds

Tags: aliens, nasa, radio

Davie Jones Card

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Scarlet Rot tour Card
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Description: Malenia's plague coming to a city near you!

Tags: armor, bloodborne, caelid, dark souls, fantasy

Scarlet Rot tour Card

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Agatha Card
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Description: Chunky Mama

Tags: christmas, xmas

Agatha Card

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What Goes Around Comes Around Card
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Description: Hang in there

Tags: black metal, corpse, death, death metal, halloween

What Goes Around Comes Around Card

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Girafomet Card
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Description: Tall shelves hide profane knowledge

Tags: 666, blasphemy, demon, devil, evil

Girafomet Card

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Sticky Floor Films Card
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Description: Your sleaziest tee

Tags: film, slug, sleaze, grimy, grindhouse

Sticky Floor Films Card

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Illuminati's Pizzeria [white] Card
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Description: Lou Malnati’s Loumalnati’s Loumanati’s Louminati’s Luminati’s Lluminati’s Illuminati’s

Tags: alex jones, code, conspiracy, elites, government

Illuminati's Pizzeria [white] Card

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Illuminati's Pizzeria [yellow] Card
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Description: Chicago-style sickos

Tags: conspiracy, deep state, elites, illuminati, infowars

Illuminati's Pizzeria [yellow] Card

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Illuminati's Pizzeria [black badge] Card
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Description: Deep state deep dish. Serving the elite since 1776.

Tags: elite, cheese, secret, illuminati, conspiracy

Illuminati's Pizzeria [black badge] Card

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Paranormal Footage Archive Card
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Description: The PFA does not officially exist

Tags: abduction, alien, extraterrestrial, film, paranormal

Paranormal Footage Archive Card

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Astral Projector Card
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Description: Out of focus. Out of body.

Tags: astral projection, buddhism, enlightenment, film, lsd

Astral Projector Card

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Film Buff Card
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Description: Jean-Luc GoHARD

Tags: 70s, bodybuilding, cinema, cinephil, grindhouse

Film Buff Card

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Keep It Reel Card
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Description: Shoot on film

Tags: projector, movie theater, movie, camera, projectionist

Keep It Reel Card

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Home Video (blurry) Card
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Description: Same logo, but with a blurry, retro effect.

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, blockbuster, cassette

Home Video (blurry) Card

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Home Video (black on white) Card
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Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, cassette, cassette tape

Home Video (black on white) Card

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Shot On Video Card

Description: Straight fromt the Blockbuster Video Bargain Bin!

Tags: lo fi, vhs, video, cassette tape, vcr

Shot On Video Card

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Capricorn Card
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Description: Goatest of all time

Tags: astrology sign, capricorn, fish, goat, mermaid

Capricorn Card

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XXXenomorph Card
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Description: If the Nostromo’s a-rockin’ don’t come a-knockin’!

Tags: giger, gigeresque, bondage, bdsm, hr giger

XXXenomorph Card

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Presented in Color Card
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Tags: celluloid, 70s, colorful, rainbow, cinemascope

Presented in Color Card

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The Church of Jesus Christ and Latter Day GAINS Card

Description: For when you're visited by the GAINgel Moroni and he's bringing whey powder!

Tags: angel, bodybuilding, gains, gym, jesus
Tremendous Card
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Description: Buy one. Or don't. We're all gonna die.

Tags: foreign policy, mental illness, politics, wasteland, post apocalyptic

Tremendous Card

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Peace or Die Card
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Description: Education can lead us to a better tomorrow, but REEDUCATION will lead us to an even better TODAY!

Tags: hippy, reeducation, internment camps, brainwashing, cult

Peace or Die Card

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YOLO (white) Card
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Description: You're all welcome.

Tags: you, yolo, polo, apocalypse, four horsemen of the apocalypse

YOLO (white) Card

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YOLO Card
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Description: You only live once, but you can buy this shirt countless times.

Tags: you, yolo, polo, horseman, horsemen

YOLO Card

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Col. Sanders Card
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Description: It's the Questioner Senator! The Savant from Vermont! He's Sanders the Manders!

Tags: bernie sanders, vermont, kfc, chicken, fast food

Col. Sanders Card

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Col. Sanders (on red) Card
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Tags: bernie sanders, 2016, democrat, congress, senate

Col. Sanders (on red) Card

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