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Chicago artist, specializing in logo and vector designs
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Shorts

Only God can Judge Me Shorts
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Description: parody design from an old 1960s licensed sticker from the clown burger joint. robble robble.

Tags: burger, burgers, fast food, food, fries

Only God can Judge Me Shorts

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Chicago Fine Dining Shorts
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Description: vienna have a good time tonight

Tags: alcohol, beer, chicago, drinking, drunk

Chicago Fine Dining Shorts

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Rats are Cool Shorts
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Description: Chicago knows how to target a good time.

Tags: animal control, chicago, chicago rat, mouse, rats are cool

Rats are Cool Shorts

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VEGETABLES Shorts
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Description: For the one-and-only Vegetable Gremlin in your life.

Tags: carrots, cauliflower, cucumber, fruits, lettus

VEGETABLES Shorts

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Pigs Can't Hide Shorts
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Description: Topz in Seattle spraypainted this on a building and I wanted to make it more accessible to people and spread the message

Tags: acab, cops, ice, masks save lives, piggies

Pigs Can't Hide Shorts

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Arnold Twins Parody Shorts
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Description: That movie Twins did not need to be two hours long, sheesh.

Tags: arnold, arnold schwarzenegger, baby, bad, be

Arnold Twins Parody Shorts

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Drown Me in the Drink Shorts
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Description: Never get in a drinking contest against a skeleton.

Tags: alcohol, alcoholisme, drink, skeleton

Drown Me in the Drink Shorts

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C.R.E.A.M. Shorts
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Description: Cops Ruin Everything Around Me

Tags: cop, officer, police, skull

C.R.E.A.M. Shorts

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Esquie Words of Wisdom Shorts

Description: For every Whooo there will always be a Weee

Tags: clair obscur, esquie, expedition 33, gamer, video game

Esquie Words of Wisdom Shorts

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Vampire Contra Shorts
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Description: please don't sue me

Tags: music

Vampire Contra Shorts

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Strawberry Milk Shorts
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Description: いちごミルクis good for the mind and body!

Tags: anime, delicious, drink, funny, kanji

Strawberry Milk Shorts

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Chocolate Milk Shorts
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Description: Everyone's favorite brown cow liquid now conveniently available in a carton. チョコミルクis good for the spirit!

Tags: anime, chocolate, chocolate milk, milk

Chocolate Milk Shorts

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PBR Power Shorts
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Description: Born on a mountain, raised on the plains. PBR powers my sexual game.

Tags: beer, fuck, machine, pabst, pabst blue ribbon

PBR Power Shorts

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Overscreamed Underloved Shorts
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Description: Possibly the most um

Tags: animal, funny, opossum lover, possum, trash panda

Overscreamed Underloved Shorts

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A.C.A.B. Kids Shorts
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Description: ABC Kids (formerly known as ABC For Kids) is an Australian children's television brand on the ABC.

Tags: abc, acab, cops, cops bad, kids

A.C.A.B. Kids Shorts

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Take Me Daddy Shorts
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Description: Unidentified Friendship Opportunities

Tags: abduction, aliens, beam, figure, forest

Take Me Daddy Shorts

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Go and Kum Shorts
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Description: Everyone's favorite gas station chain is changing their name so honor their years of dedicated service with this novelty logo

Tags: facial, trucker

Go and Kum Shorts

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Canada Pride Shorts
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Description: Let the world know you have a Wal*Mart shopper waiting to burst out of this energetic T-shirt

Tags: canadian flag, dick, flag, funny, humor

Canada Pride Shorts

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Dunkin' Dipshits Shorts

Description: "I bought it before I finally listened to everyone who told me he was a fucking sociopathic incel loser dickhole."

Tags: cybertruck sucks, elon musk sucks, lets get this, nazis deserve to die, riot

Dunkin' Dipshits Shorts

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No War but Skeleton War Shorts
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Description: Seems these days that people don't realize the importance of maintaining your bones in preparation for getting drafted into the Skeleton War.

Tags: army, horror, military, scary, skeleton

No War but Skeleton War Shorts

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Caca Shorts
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Description: Carl's Junior food makes me feel bad sometimes.

Tags: fast food

Caca Shorts

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DOPE Shorts
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Description: Are you in a MOOD all day feeling like there is an approaching DOOM? Tell others not to worry, because you're DOPE.

Tags: dope, gamer, gaming, video game

DOPE Shorts

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Love Is In The Air Shorts
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Description: No known vaccination exists for cooties.

Tags: apocalypse, gas mask, mask design, steampunk

Love Is In The Air Shorts

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Student Woman Shorts
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Description: For the new girls on the go.

Tags: feminine, femme, gal, girl, her

Student Woman Shorts

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P.T.S.D. Shorts
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Description: Pretty Tired of Stupid Dudes

Tags: cars, fast, funny, hello, logo

P.T.S.D. Shorts

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Tentacles Are Enough Shorts
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Description: For the squid lovers in your life

Tags: beach, cephalapod, knidarian, octopus, squid

Tentacles Are Enough Shorts

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Abolish ICE Shorts
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Description: Turn up the heat and get rid of ICE fast.

Tags: border patrol, cops, deport, deportation, deporting

Abolish ICE Shorts

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Electricity Will Kill You Shorts
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Description: Be cautious around Reddy Kilowatt

Tags: caution, danger, electric, electrical, electrician quote

Electricity Will Kill You Shorts

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Darn Tootin Shorts
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Description: Flatulent fiesta

Tags: cat, cats, cattes, farting, food

Darn Tootin Shorts

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Christian Love Shorts

Description: as popularized by the visual staff on John Oliver's television show

Tags: blades, christian, cool, cross, font

Christian Love Shorts

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Compmgmt.msc Shorts

Description: born and raised since Win95

Tags: compton, computer, computer management, hip hop, microsoft

Compmgmt.msc Shorts

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Molotov Sticker Shorts
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Description: Apply to all that needs to be cleansed in fire

Tags: beer, booze, communism, fire, riot

Molotov Sticker Shorts

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I Molotov Cybertrucks (Dark Mode) Shorts

Description: I would like to personally make sure that specific dipshit never experiences another day of peace in his miserable existence. This version is for dark shirts and contains a fire (cool)

Tags: cool, cyber truck, cybertruck, elon, fire

I Molotov Cybertrucks (Dark Mode) Shorts

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Caucasians Shorts

Description: This should have been the year for the Washington dreadskins

Tags: caucasians, dreads, football, funny, team

Caucasians Shorts

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Normal Guy Shorts
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Description: I loathe every person I see on the street ! Lookit that stupid ass-hole!

Tags: cartoon, comic, comics, comix, crumb

Normal Guy Shorts

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Hancock Shorts
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Description: fuel your cocksure stride with Hancock Gasoline products

Tags: fuel, garage, gas, gas pump, logo

Hancock Shorts

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