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Live Laugh Love to the Grave #2 Bag
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Description: If only it were as easy as slapping the phrase "Live Laugh Love" around the house, but there's no getting around the "Die Cry Hate" side of life, as hard as we might try. The "Live Laugh Love" mantra is actually based on a poem written in 1904 by Bessie Anderson Stanley, which begins with the line: "He achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much."

Tags: inspirational, irony, sarcasm, skull, skulls

Live Laugh Love to the Grave #2 Bag

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Live Laugh Love to the Grave #1 Bag
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Description: If only it were as easy as slapping the phrase "Live Laugh Love" around the house, but there's no getting around the "Die Cry Hate" side of life, as hard as we might try. The "Live Laugh Love" mantra is actually based on a poem written in 1904 by Bessie Anderson Stanley, which begins with the line: "He achieved success who has lived well, laughed often, and loved much." (Source: Brie Dyas of House Beautiful)

Tags: inspirational, sarcasm, satire, skull, skulls

Live Laugh Love to the Grave #1 Bag

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Weirdo Psychedelic Bag
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Description: In the post-modern age, weirdos reign supreme. Embrace the weirdo within.

Tags: authenticity, different, humor, rebel, unique

Weirdo Psychedelic Bag

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Miserable: Morrissey vs. Robert Smith Bag
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Description: Who's more miserable - Morrissey or Robert Smith. They can duke it out across your chest.

Tags: morrissey, robert smith, the cure, the smiths

Miserable: Morrissey vs. Robert Smith Bag

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Good Vibes Only: Mind Control Bag
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Description: The term "Good Vibes Only" has a sinister edge to it, as if it's possible to will everyone to be in a good mood—or else.

Tags: emotions, feelings, hypnosis, hypnotize, mind control

Good Vibes Only: Mind Control Bag

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The Power of Nope Bag
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Description: Sometimes it feels good just to say Nope. Saying "no" makes way for "yes" down the line.

Tags: boundaries, critical thinking, dislike, no, skeptic

The Power of Nope Bag

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Thumbs Down Bag
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Description: Social media might forbid the "thumbs down" on their platforms, but they can't stop you from proudly wearing it blazoned across your chest.

Tags: critical thinking, negativity, no, nope, skeptic

Thumbs Down Bag

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Good Vibes Only: Sex Positive Bag
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Description: For the best vibes, keep them charged and ready to go. If vibes are bad sometimes, that's OK, too.

Tags: humor, ironic, sex positivity, toxic positivity, vibes

Good Vibes Only: Sex Positive Bag

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Good Vibes Only: Hush Bag
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Description: Vibes don't lie. "Good Vibes Only" might as well mean, "Keep Your Mouth Shut."

Tags: good vibes, ironic, sarcasm, toxic positivity, vibes

Good Vibes Only: Hush Bag

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Weirdo Grid Bag
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Description: In the post-modern age, weirdos reign supreme. Embrace the weirdo within.

Tags: different, ironic, neurodivegent, neurodiversity, rebel

Weirdo Grid Bag

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Miserable Gladioli Bag
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Description: Imagine '80s-era Morrissey pulling these beauties out of his back pocket just for you.

Tags: gladioli, misery, morrissey, sad, the smiths

Miserable Gladioli Bag

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D.A.R.V.O. Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim & Offender Bag
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Description: D.A.R.V.O. (Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim & Offender) is a handy acronym coined by Jennifer J. Freyd, PhD to help raise awareness around a common tactic perpetrators use to deflect blame and deny accountability. It's been shown that when the public has learned about D.A.R.V.O., they're less likely to believe abusers over victims.

Tags: aggressive behavior, domestic violence awareness, gaslighting, human rights

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