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Proceeds from these products will NOT go directly to the creation of “Hector's Place,” but they WILL contribute to me getting more money so that one day I'll have enough money to donate to the creation of Hector's Place at the Sean Casey Animal Rescue. Hector's Place is not *currently* affiliated with the wonderful Sean Casey Animal Rescue. But hopefully one day, it will be. https://www.nyanimalrescue.org

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