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Crewneck Sweatshirts

Eat the rich, Rend! Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Sir Rendolgor, beloved meatball and comrade, made this phrase literal in Dungeon Crawler Carl book 8, “Parade of Horribles.” Yum!

Tags: anticapitalist, eat the rich, leftist, litrpg, rend
Trans H3 Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: “Yeah I’m trans — trans-porting this beer to my mouth!” Featuring the transgender symbol hybridized with the true-trail arrow, this one’s for my trans homies. RU? On-on! 🏳️‍⚧️

Tags: beer, h3, hash, hashing, hhh

Trans H3 Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Support Creatives Not Clankers Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: “Support creatives, not clankers.” Show your disdain for the water-guzzling, energy-intensive, plagiarism machine.

Tags: classic cartoon, fuck ai, hand drawn, human artist, no ai
AI Is Trashy Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: “AI is trashy.” Show your disdain for the water-guzzling, energy-intensive, plagiarism machine.

Tags: against ai, fuck ai, human artist, no ai, no clankers

AI Is Trashy Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Hashers Not (AI) Trashers Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Is your kennel anti-AI and pro-artist? Do you wish it was? Show your fellow halfminds that you don’t support the energy-intensive, water-guzzling plagiarism machine.

Tags: anti ai, classic cartoon, fuck ai, h3, hashing
Wankers Not Clankers Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Is your kennel anti-AI and pro-artist? Do you wish it was? Show your fellow halfminds that you support creative hashers, not the energy-guzzling plagiarism machine.

Tags: anti ai, fuck ai, hashing, hhh, no ai
Ice In My Whiskey, Not In My Streets! Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: “Ice in my whiskey, not in my streets!” I like my whiskey on the rocks, not my democracy. Fuck ICE.

Tags: abolish ice, alcohol, anti fascist, anti ice, antifascist
Anti ICE, Pro Vodka Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: “The only ICE I support is a vodka mixed drink.” F*ck ICE.

Tags: abolish ice, alcohol, anti fascist, antifascist, chinga la migra
Trans Bones (Circular Variant) Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: “When they dig up my bones, I’ll still be trans.” Nothing anyone says about my body now or in 1,000 years will change the fact that I am trans and have lived the life of a trans man. No laws, no ignorance, no bigotry can take that from me. I made this variant for smaller designs, but it looks great on clothing too.

Tags: goth, gothic, lgbtq, pride, punk
Trans Bones Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: “When they dig up my bones, I’ll still be trans.” Nothing anyone says about my body now or in 1,000 years will change the fact that I am trans and have lived the life of a trans man. No laws, no ignorance, no bigotry can take that from me.

Tags: bones, goth, gothic, lgbtq, lgbtqia

Trans Bones Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Beer Not Bigotry Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: “Beer not bigotry” written in semi-traditional tattoo style, because a cold one is always better when the bigots know they’re not welcome.

Tags: ally, drinking, h3, hash house harriers, hhh
Hash Not Fash Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: “Hash not fash” because hashing and fascism are incompatible at every level.

Tags: anti fascist, anti trump, h3, hhh, leftist

Hash Not Fash Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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F You I’m Trans Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Rage Against the Machine’s classic lyrics, “Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me,” in trans colors and hand lettered in West Coast tattoo style.

Tags: lgbtq, pride, protest, punk, punk rock
Rights from Riots Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: “You only gave us rights because we gave you riots.” No marginalized group has ever been gifted rights by their oppressors. The first Pride event was a riot; remember our roots!

Tags: gay, lgbt, lgbtq, queer, rainbow
Follow Your True Trail | Genderqueer Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Stay true to yourself and follow your true trail! This shirt features the H3 true trail arrow against the genderqueer flag.

Tags: ally, gender queer, genderqueer, genderqueer pride, h3
Follow Your True Trail | Ace Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Stay true to yourself and follow your true trail! This shirt features the H3 true trail arrow against the asexual flag.

Tags: ace, ace pride, ally, asexual, h3
Follow Your True Trail | Pan Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Stay true to yourself and follow your true trail! This shirt features the H3 true trail arrow against the pansexual flag.

Tags: bisexual, bisexual pride, h3, hhh, lgbt
Follow Your True Trail | Bi Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Stay true to yourself and follow your true trail! This shirt features the H3 true trail arrow against the bisexual flag.

Tags: bisexual, bisexual pride, h3, hhh, lgbt
Follow Your True Trail | Lesbian Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Stay true to yourself and follow your true trail! This shirt features the H3 true trail arrow against the lesbian flag.

Tags: gay, h3, hhh, lesbian, lesbian pride
Follow Your True Trail | Progress Pride Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Stay true to yourself and follow your true trail! This shirt features the H3 true trail arrow against the Progress pride flag.

Tags: ally, gay, h3, hhh, lgbt
Follow Your True Trail | Transgender Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Stay true to yourself and follow your true trail! This shirt features the H3 true trail arrow against the transgender flag.

Tags: h3, hhh, pride, pride month, ru
Follow Your True Trail | Nonbinary Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Stay true to yourself and follow your true trail! This shirt features the H3 true trail arrow against the nonbinary flag.

Tags: h3, hhh, nonbinary, pride, pride month
Follow Your True Trail | Rainbow Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Stay true to yourself and follow your true trail! This shirt features the H3 true trail arrow against the original 1978 rainbow pride flag designed by Gilbert Baker.

Tags: gay, gay pride, h3, hhh, lgbt
Living My Diabolical Lie Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: A certain kicker for a certain American football team made certain comments recently about women and the “diabolical lies” they are supposedly told about finding happiness. Here’s to all the women and femmes who live their best lives despite neanderthals like him.

Tags: demon, equality, evil, feminism, feminist gift
Run for Beer Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Y'all wankers are great and all but I'm just here to run for beer!

Tags: beer, h3, hhh, ru, running

Run for Beer Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Queer Beer Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: I'm here, I'm queer, and I really need a beer! Pride is great and all, but sometimes we're tired and we just want a beer. Cheers!

Tags: beer, beer lover gift, beer sayings, drinking, funny

Queer Beer Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Banana Legs Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Are those legs in your banana or are you just happy to see me? Legs are covered in H3 trail marks and surrounded by hops.

Tags: banana, beer, h3, hhh, hops

Banana Legs Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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On-On Rabbit Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Hares and hops, what could be better?

Tags: h3, hare, hhh, hops, rabbit

On-On Rabbit Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Otter Down-Down Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Drink it down down down down down! What’s better than a down-down? An otter down-down!

Tags: alcohol, beer, booze, cute animal, cute otter

Otter Down-Down Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Beer Near Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Cheers to the best mark on the trail, beer near!

Tags: beer, beer sayings, booze, cheers, drinking

Beer Near Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Huge in Japan: Boob Check! Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Boob check! Let everyone know you’re huge in Japan — or at least your chest is. The kanji reads “big boobs.”

Tags: funny, h3, hhh, humor, humour
Huge in Japan: Package Check! Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Package check! Let everyone know you’re huge in Japan — or at least your package is. The kanji reads “big dick.”

Tags: funny, h3, hhh, humor, japan
My Body, My Choice — Trans & Nonbinary Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: My body, my choice. People tend to forget trans men and nonbinary people when discussing reproductive rights, but bodily autonomy is for everyone. This design includes the nonbinary and trans flags, as well as wild roses to symbolize women.

Tags: bodily autonomy, feminism, lgbt, lgbtq, nonbinary
Trans Enough Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: No cis person has ever worried they weren’t trans enough. Kick that imposter syndrome to the curb, fam.

Tags: lgbt, lgbtq, queer, trans, trans pride

Trans Enough Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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Trans Like in Vibes Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Trans like in vibes, man. Groovy.

Tags: 60s, groovy, lgbt, lgbtq, queer
Trans Vibes Crewneck Sweatshirt

Description: Trans vibes floral print

Tags: calligraphy, floral, lgbt, lgbtq, pride

Trans Vibes Crewneck Sweatshirt

$28 $35

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