Shevi

Description: I don't need a mood ring. I have a face.

Description: Cake cone, sugar cone, waffle cone, pine cone.

Description: It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt... then it's hilarious!

Description: I don't need a mood ring. I have a face.

Description: I don't need a mood ring. I have a face.

Description: Most aggressive dog breeds - Jack Russell terriers

Description: Most aggressive dog breeds - dachshunds

Description: Most aggressive dog breeds - yorkies

Description: Most aggressive dog breeds - chihuahuas

Description: Absolutely no alcohol beyond this point - so start chugging

Description: Blink if you are into me - I knew it

Description: Gluten is the first thing I can't tolerate - you are the second

Description: I refuse to tolerate lactose

Description: Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back

Description: Do not pet the fart squirrels

Description: Introverted but willing to discuss cats

Description: Cats are just tiny women in cheap fur coats

Description: I'm not like other girls - I'm worse

Description: I hate to spend money but the economy needs me!

Description: Introverted but willing to discuss dogs

Description: Do regular dogs see police dogs & think Oh no it's a cop?!

Description: The 5 second rule does not apply if you have a 2 second dog

Description: Dogs are therapists who work for cookies