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Description: Listen, ah, wife's going out tonight, I'm gonna have the guys over, we're gonna watch the Fish on the big screen, I'm gonna grill up some brats, I got a microbrew chilling in my wet bar, and, uh, I was gonna warm up some ziti. Why don't you come by if you got some triple-fried pizza dough, or some kind of frozen meatballs or whatever it is, you can warm it up in my microwave or you can warm it up back at home, bring it over pipin' hot, but if you wanna bring over a vegetable medley, a crudité, figure out how much lunch meat you can spare, maybe bring over a pound and a half, two pounds of Black Forest ham, maybe a dijon mustard spread? Any kind of dessert, maybe a German chocolate cake or something like that? I tell ya what would make you--
Description: Has this ever happened to you? You bought a house, it was not disclosed to you that there was a termite infestation in the walls and moldings, so you have to take it upon yourself to call your own termite extermination company, but when the guys show up they immediately ask to use your bathroom, then for over two hours they take turns going in and out of there, taking huge mud-pies and over flushing?
