Shoppetite

Description: It's like PBS. You Gotta Give.

Description: It's not spelled wrong. It's actually spelled both ways.

Description: Triples makes it safe

Description: What else can be said

Description: Kendall is broken but I can fix him

Description: Tsunami! Buddhism! Lorazepam! Taiwan! Piper No!

Description: I love him!

Description: Whether you barely made it out alive or just watched the chaos from your couch, this shirt is for the White Lotus superfan who knows that paradise always comes with a body count. Perfect for lounging, side-eyeing strangers, or sipping something suspicious by the pool.

Description: 50! Black! Slicked! Back! Hair Wigs

Description: The only website with comprehensive rankings of every academy awards ceremony

Description: Join the rehearsal. Practice Makes Perfect.

Description: That's a nude egg I won from my game.

Description: sad bug with napsack

Description: Jesus Looking to Heaven

Description: Simon helps Jesus carry the cross

Description: Sacred heart of Jesus

Description: You know what they say! You don't get to 500 million friends...

Description: i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die

Description: i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die

Description: Lucky number 33

Description: Throw it back with a tribute to the comedy queen, chaos connoisseur, and Emmy-winning icon herself—Ayo Edebiri. Styled like a '90s R&B album cover, this tee is all bold colors, bubble fonts, and big energy. Wear it loud, wear it proud, and channel your inner Ayo: sharp, hilarious, and slightly unhinged (in the best way).

Description: Clock in, tune out. Your innie doesn’t know your outie’s drama—but they feel it. This Severance-inspired tee is perfect for anyone balancing existential dread with corporate compliance. Clean design, deeply fractured identity.

Description: For innies, outies, and everyone pretending to understand what macrodata actually is. This tee is perfect for Severance fans who know that the break room is not for snacks, and that teamwork makes the Kier work. Wear it proudly—just don’t ask what you actually do here.

Description: Bruh

Description: I think I just slept with (clap clap) FRANKENSTEINS CHICK! OH NO!!!!