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Look at you, Hacker Socks
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Description: I've been thinking about System Shock 2 a lot lately. I had so much fun playing it and I've always thought SHODAN was such a good villain. I sketched up some eyes and remembered her taunting us "pathetic creatures of meat and bone". Oh, such a mind-bending experience.

Tags: gaming, hacker, shodan, system shock
Programming Language Family Tree (light on dark) Socks

Description: I got interested in the lineage of programming languages once and made a greatly abbreviated family tree. Most of our modern languages ultimately descend from Fortran or FLOW-MATIC (and their typically machine-specific languages). I've obviously left out many of the dialects (like CoffeeScript) and standards-update versions (like C++17).

Tags: code, coding, computer, cpp, csharp
Programming Language Family Tree (dark on light) Socks

Description: I got interested in the lineage of programming languages once and made a greatly abbreviated family tree. Most of our modern languages ultimately descend from Fortran or FLOW-MATIC (and their typically machine-specific languages). I've obviously left out many of the dialects (like CoffeeScript) and standards-update versions (like C++17).

Tags: code, coding, computer, cpp, csharp
This is my Stand-Up Shirt Socks
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Description: Stand-ups suck.

Tags: agile, coding, developer, meeting, passive aggressive
Computer Wizard: Dialog Window Socks
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Description: I recreated and adapted the "hardware installation wizard" dialog for us computer fix-it people. :)

Tags: computer, geek, hardware, installer, windows 98
Computer Wizard: Please Wait While I Install Your Software Socks
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Description: I was working on an older system and I've always gotten a chuckle out of the "please wait while the wizard installs the software" dialog box when Windows is installing drivers. Designed 100% by hand in InkScape using real CDs and floppies for inspiration.

Tags: cd, computer, floppy disk, geek, installer
404: Motivation Not Found Socks
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Description: I've been feeling burn-out lately. As a diversion, I sketched a quick comic-book style development station with a demotivational error message.

Tags: coding, computer, demotivational, geek, programmer
git history shows the folly of man Socks
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Description: Have you ever looked through the commit history to find where people optimized code? How many commits were there before they gave up?

Tags: coder, coder humor, coding, coding humor, computer
The Hype is Real (dark) Socks
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Description: Where are we now? "Trough of Disillusionment" or "Peak of Inflated Expectations"? Fun fact: some people call this a "hype cycle". Those people are idiots because this is clearly not a cycle. It's more like a superposition of logistic functions and slightly underdamped harmonic motion.

Tags: chart, chart humor, gartner, hype curve, hype cycle
The Hype is Real Socks
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Description: Where are we now? "Trough of Disillusionment" or "Peak of Inflated Expectations"? Fun fact: some people call this a "hype cycle". Those people are idiots because this is clearly not a cycle. It's more like a superposition of logistic functions and slightly underdamped harmonic motion.

Tags: chart, chart humor, gartner, hype curve, hype cycle
the GPU poor (light) Socks
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Description: Help! I've ran out of VRAM and I need to tune my models!

Tags: ai, artificial intelligence, big data, chatgpt, claude
the GPU poor (dark) Socks
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Description: Help! I've ran out of VRAM and I need to tune my models!

Tags: ai, artificial intelligence, big data, chatgpt, claude
GPU Poor (Dark Lines) Socks
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Description: "[M]any researchers are spending countless hours agonizing on fine-tuning models with GPUs that don't have enough VRAM. This is an extremely counter-productive use of their skills and time."

Tags: ai, amd, artificial intelligence, ati, cuda
GPU Poor (Light Lines) Socks
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Description: "[M]any researchers are spending countless hours agonizing on fine-tuning models with GPUs that don't have enough VRAM. This is an extremely counter-productive use of their skills and time."

Tags: ai, amd, artificial intelligence, ati, cuda
GPU Poor Socks
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Description: "[M]any researchers are spending countless hours agonizing on fine-tuning models with GPUs that don't have enough VRAM. This is an extremely counter-productive use of their skills and time."

Tags: ai, artificial intelligence, data, data engineering, data science
Legacy > Litigation Socks
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Description: ${MEGACORP}'s legal team has been heavy handed and tarnishing ${MEGACORP}'s legacy. Push back.

Tags: cyberpunk, emulation, emulator, gamer, gaming
Retro Rescuer with Retroarch Socks
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Description: Show your love of retro-gaming. Whether it's through old consoles, emulators, or plain-old nostalgia. https://www.retroarch.com/

Tags: emulation, emulator, espxe, gamer, gaming
Retro Rescuer Socks
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Description: Show your love of retro-gaming. Whether it's through old consoles, emulators, or plain-old nostalgia

Tags: emulator, gaming, libretro, nes, nestopia
Retroarch Logo (dark) Socks
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Description: Support emulation. Use Retroarch! https://www.retroarch.com/

Tags: arcade, emulation, emulator, epsxe, gamer
Retroarch Logo Socks
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Description: Support emulation. Use Retroarch! https://www.retroarch.com/

Tags: arcade, emulation, emulator, epsxe, gamer
emulation is not a crime Socks
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Description: Support emulation!

Tags: cemu, dolphin, emulator, epsxe, libretro
This is Not a Pipe(line): Surrealism in Software Socks
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Description: The Treachery of Continuous Integration (apologies to Magritte)

Tags: azure, cicd, coder, coding, computer
Silicon Wafers in a Box Socks
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Description: Silicon wafers by the box! No relationship with Nabisco is expressed or should be inferred.

Tags: code, coder, coding, computer, cpu
Silicon Style Socks
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Description: Sport the Silicon Style logo. Show your tech side with a one-of-a-kind processor design.

Tags: chip, circuit board, cpu, developer, geek
CPU Metro Socks
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Description: The brains of your computer reaching out in all directions like a metro map for electrons

Tags: chip, circuit, circuit board, coder, coding
Silicon Wafer Socks
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Description: Ever wonder how a processor is made? It starts with a seed. Not that kind of seed, but a crystal seed. Behold the colors of silicon crystals that power every type of processor.

Tags: computer, cpu, crystal, geek, gpu
old programmers never die... Socks
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Description: ...their repos just get archived. Hah! You wish! Instead you get to maintain those repos for the duration of your career too.

Tags: archive, code, coder, coding, computer
Not that kind of wafer Socks
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Description: These aren't the kind of banana pudding wafers!

Tags: computer, computing, cpu, geek, gpu
Hello (old) World! Socks
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Description: Remember Fortran? Remember when it was all capitals "FORTRAN"? No? Huh, well in the times before we used to program on punch cards...no wait where are you going!?

Tags: code, coder, fortran, hello world, ibm
rm -rf /problems Socks
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Description: Make your problems go away with this one easy hack!

Tags: bash, code, coder, coding, command line
#define WORK home Socks
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Description: Update your C/C++ macro for WFH!

Tags: code, coder, coding, computer, developer
Thank You for Coming to My Tech Talk Socks
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Description: An homage to the ending of some of the best presentations

Tags: computers, meme, presentation, technology, ted
keeb Socks
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Description: Show your mechanical keyboard enthusiasm with this GMK inspired keycap design! Let them know how much you THOCC!

Tags: coder, coding, computer, computer keyboard, geek
pip install brain Socks
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Description: If only installing a brain upgrade was this simple

Tags: coder, command line, developer, install, linux
pip install coffee Socks
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Description: Install the best boost library

Tags: coder, coffee, command line, developer, development
Unmoored by Logic Socks
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Description: Far too often we're told that logic should grounds us. Become untethered. Be different, let yourself become unmoored by logic.

Tags: fallacy, logical, science, thinking

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