Do you ever just feel like a menace to society, but only in a low-key, sexuality confusing kind of way?
Are you feeling yourself and feel like other people should be aware of the danger you present to heteronormativity?
Do you feel like you look so darn good you need to come with a warning label?
Well, here it is! Now anyone who runs into a doorway or misses that fork will do so with the knowledge that you care about their safety!
According to Wikipedia: "Shipping, initially derived from the word relationship, is the desire by fans for two or more people, either real-life people or fictional characters (in film, literature, television etc.) to be in a relationship, romantic or otherwise. It is considered a general term for fans' emotional involvement with the ongoing development of a relationship in a work of fiction. Shipping often takes the form of creative works, including fanfiction and fan art, most often published on the internet."
And we *all* have one or two ships that are... Well, a little trashy. Wear this at a convention and see the looks of recollection on the faces of fellow nerds as they suddenly remember that one BBC or Mass Effect pairing t...