Simon_Maggots

Description: These are my cats

Description: A beholder has a crush on the bard in your adventuring party. Sorry I don’t make the rules.

Description: Your favorite wizard card game now has a black metal band tee

Description: Show your love for anime at black metal shows

Description: Have you seen a sad looking man who looks like this? The Scranton Strangler might still be at large!

Description: The Wolf Man has a boy!

Description: The Queen of Pin-up, your first crush, the legendary Bettie Page!

Description: Everyone has thought about it! Plants are freakier than we thought!

Description: Emblazon your chest with the logo of your favorite Mickey Mouse Murder comic, The Mick!

Description: The best movie that never existed!

Description: From the classic film adaptation of the classic calendar!

Description: Sam Raimi's cult classic!

Description: The amazing sequel to the classic Night of the Living Dead!

Description: George Romero's 3rd zombie movie!

Description: What's your favorite scary movie?

Description: The Best shirt from Portland Oregon to Portland Maine!

Description: Wear it to your favorite Arctic research station!

Description: Come watch VHS with us Danny!

Description: Sleep All Day, Watch VHS All Night, It's Fun to be a Tapehead.

Description: Your mother wears shirts in Hell!

Description: Mace lives!

Description: Buy this shirt, impress your friends!

Description: The Voorhees Family photo

Description: Stay far back! He might nip at ya!

Description: Yog Sothoth Cthulhu ftagn! Ia ia!

Description: From the hit television program Get A Life starring Chris Elliot

Description: The FBIs most unwanted shirt

Description: Why buy two different Bonestorm designs when you can buy one that has been SMASHED TOGETHER!

Description: Want some excitement! Shove this up your stocking! Tell your parents "Buy Me Bonestorm or Go To Hell!"

Description: You want excitement? Shove this up your stocking! Tell your parents "Buy me Bonestorm or go to Hell!"

Description: Remind your friends and family to do the right thing. No one likes popping a tape in the VCR only to have to sit and wait five minutes for it to rewind. Just rewind it when you're done you dummy!

Description: Show the world you know the Secret! Use your Knowledge to gain Followers! Or just wear it around the house, be your own boss!

Description: She was able to walk along the path of Cats, and see through Their eyes!

Description: Walk the Path, let the Left Hand of Fate Guide you to the Light! A must for Illuminati members, and a must for people who want to trick other people into thinking they are an Illuminati member!

Description: You know he lives there! You know that's why we don't go back!

Description: Maggots! Show your love for Nightmare and the Gatekeeper with this shirt! An updated version of the VHS Label incorporating elements from the cars and box.