Slap Cat Designs

Description: Occasionally, you need to establish priorities.

Description: "Tis the season to be Sleighin'

Description: Never mistake jolly for passive.

Description: There's nothing like a tight wicket and a long mallet to get the juices flowing.

Description: Just 2 notes and I'm checking the bathwater.

Description: To cross or not to cross, that is the question.

Description: Bakers gonna bake, and doughn't you forget it!

Description: Who needs options, when every decision is made for you?

Description: Every skull is so full of life. Huh?

Description: Psycho killer, better run, run, run, run, run, run, run away.

Description: Pompeii 79 A.D. Spoiler alert - it's hot.

Description: Stop that merryment immediately - the fun police are watching.

Description: It's corn - I can tell you all about it. I mean, just look at this thing.

Description: The best sleigh doesn't jingle - it roars.

Description: Drums are therapy - just not for the neighbours.

Description: FCK PTN and the horse he rode in on.

Description: Make the mischief - be the mischief.

Description: You say misbehaving, I say fun.

Description: Even flying pigs come from somewhere. #4 of 4

Description: Houston, we have a problem. #3 of 4

Description: Attach wings, then jump - what could go wrong? #2 of 4

Description: This is how pigs fly - now you know. #1 of 4

Description: I'll get back to you when I'm done.

Description: I'm sorry but your birth certificate won't be renewed

Description: There's no such thing as a bad cookie - is there?

Description: Space - Inner and outer - it's all cool man.

Description: Get over it - it's just a word. Seriously though; is the term moister or more moist?

Description: It's OK to be an adult and have imaginary friends. The voices in my head said so.

Description: Rock is dead - again, apparently

Description: There are many things I will do; but I don't do hugs.

Description: Join the green side - good planets are hard to find.

Description: It goes without saying - mediocrity ain't bad.

Description: Science won't bow to the rules of grammar or any other weird, foreign, ancient deficient fancies of the English language.

Description: Give others fair warning of your superpower. Perfect gift for the banjo player.

Description: It may be blunt, but still less rude than "I don't find you attractive". You're welcome.

Description: When someone just won't take a hint, you need something a little more blatant. Perfect for the not so subtle breakup, a divorce party, or the opera fan with a sense of humor.