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Retro typographic badges for the trades and crafts — court reporters, medical coders, lactation consultants, postpartum nurses, millwrights, wastewater operators, woodturners, leathercrafters, fly tyers and elevator mechanics. Slow made, one design at a time.

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Grease Is My Cologne - Diesel Tech Pillow
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Description: Smells like job security. For the diesel tech who wears the shop home every night.

Tags: blue collar gift, diesel mechanic gift, diesel tech, funny mechanic, garage life
If It Smokes I Fix It - Diesel Mechanic Pillow
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Description: For the diesel mechanic who diagnoses by sound and smell before the scanner even boots up.

Tags: blue collar gift, diesel mechanic gift, diesel tech, funny mechanic, garage life
Live Wire Personality - Electrician Pillow
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Description: Licensed electrician energy, handle with care. For the trade that keeps the lights on.

Tags: blue collar gift, electrician, electrician gift, electrician humor, funny electrician
True or Haunted? — Millwright Halloween Badge Pillow
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Description: True or haunted? Close enough isn't a thing, even tonight. A retro Halloween badge for millwrights who hold everything to spec, seasonal exceptions included. A great gift for a millwright or a shop crew Halloween party — reads just as well on a mug as it does on a shirt.

Tags: funny millwright, halloween, halloween gift, halloween party, industrial mechanic
.001% Spooky — Millwright Halloween Badge Pillow
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Description: .001% spooky. Level, plumb, still spooky. A retro Halloween badge for millwrights who know precision doesn't take October off. A fun gift for a millwright, an industrial mechanic, or a maintenance crew's Halloween party — looks great on a mug or mouse pad for the shop desk as well as a shirt.

Tags: 001 spooky, funny millwright, halloween, halloween gift, halloween party
Query: Is It Haunted? — Medical Coder Halloween Badge Pillow
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Description: Query: is it haunted? Still waiting on a response. A retro Halloween badge for medical coders who spend all day chasing documentation, not ghosts. A great gift for a medical coder or a coding department Halloween party — looks just as good on a mouse pad as it does on a shirt.

Tags: coder halloween, coding humor, documentation, funny medical coder, halloween
Code: Spooky — Medical Coder Halloween Badge Pillow
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Description: Code: Spooky. Unspecified is still not an option. A retro Halloween badge for medical coders who never let October get in the way of proper documentation. A fun gift for a medical coder or a whole billing department's Halloween office party — reads well on a mug as well as a shirt.

Tags: code spooky, coder halloween, coding humor, funny medical coder, halloween
ICD-Boo — Medical Coder Halloween Stamp Pillow
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Description: ICD-Boo — there's a code for that. A retro Halloween stamp for medical coders and billers who are fluent in codes and, apparently, spooky puns. A great gift for a medical coder, a coding or billing department Halloween party, or coding week — looks just as good on a coffee mug on her desk as it does on a shirt.

Tags: billing humor, coder halloween, coding humor, funny medical coder, halloween
Certified Spooky — Court Reporter Halloween Badge Pillow
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Description: Certified spooky. Still getting every word right. A retro Halloween badge for CSR-certified court reporters who don't let October distract them from the record. A fun gift for a court reporter, a CSR exam grad, or a courthouse Halloween party — looks great on a mug or mouse pad as well as a shirt.

Tags: certified shorthand reporter, certified spooky, court reporter gift, courtroom humor, csr
Objection, It's Spooky — Court Reporter Halloween Stamp Pillow
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Description: Objection, it's spooky — overruled, happy Halloween. A retro Halloween stamp for court reporters who spend all day transcribing rulings and know exactly how this one would go. A great gift for a court reporter or a whole deposition team's Halloween office party — reads just as well on a mouse pad at the reporter's station as it does on a shirt.

Tags: court reporter gift, courtroom humor, deposition humor, funny court reporter, halloween
Trick or Transcript — Court Reporter Halloween Badge Pillow
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Description: Trick or transcript — every word still makes the record, even the spooky ones. A retro Halloween badge for court reporters and stenographers who take Halloween about as seriously as everything else: seriously, but with a sense of humor. A fun gift for a court reporter, a deposition team Halloween party, or the office costume day nobody prepared for — looks just as good on a mug at her desk as it does on a shirt.

Tags: court reporter gift, court reporting, courtroom humor, deposition, halloween
I Make Round Things And An Honest Mess — Woodturner Seal Pillow
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Description: I make round things and an honest mess. Shavings included. A retro seal design for woodturners who come inside covered in curls and consider it a good day. Made as a compact badge that fills a sticker, mouse pad or mug as well as a shop shirt. A great gift for woodturners, turning club members, and the family that has learned to live with the sawdust.

Tags: bowl turning, dad gift, i make round things, lathe, lathe humor
.001 Of An Inch, Close Enough Isn't A Thing — Millwright Badge Pillow
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Description: Point zero zero one of an inch. Close enough isn't a thing. Level, plumb, true. A retro badge design for millwrights and industrial mechanics who align machinery to tolerances most people cannot picture. A great gift for millwright apprentices, journeymen, maintenance mechanics and machinists who measure in thousandths.

Tags: alignment, blue collar, heavy industry, industrial mechanic, level plumb true
Specificity, Unspecified Is Not An Option — Medical Coder Stamp Pillow
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Description: Specificity. Unspecified is not an option. To the highest degree. A square stamp design for medical coders who query until the documentation actually says what happened. Retro lettering with a clean double border, made to fill a sticker, mouse pad or tee. A great gift for certified coders, billing specialists, coding students and the whole HIM department.

Tags: billing and coding, coder gift, coding humor, coding specialist, funny medical coder
Baby's First Nurse And Mom's Biggest Fan — Postpartum Nurse Seal Pillow

Description: Baby's first nurse and mom's biggest fan. Postpartum and proud. A retro seal design for mother baby unit nurses who are there for the first feed, the first bath and the first terrified question at 3am. A great gift for postpartum nurses, newborn nurses, unit preceptors and Nurses Week.

Tags: babys first nurse, fourth trimester, labor and delivery, mom baby nurse, mother baby nurse
Every Feed Is A Win, No Matter How It Happens — Lactation Consultant Pillow

Description: Every feed is a win, no matter how it happens. Support without judgment. A retro seal design for lactation consultants and feeding support professionals who meet every family exactly where they are. A great gift for lactation consultants, postpartum nurses, doulas and infant feeding counselors who make the hard days easier.

Tags: breastfeeding support, doula, every feed is a win, fed is a win, feeding support
Full Grain Full Heart, No Shortcuts Taken — Leathercraft Pillow
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Description: Full grain, full heart, no shortcuts taken. A retro arched badge for leathercrafters who buy the good hide and put in the hours. A great gift for leather makers, handmade leather goods sellers, craft fair regulars and the friends who keep asking if you really made that.

Tags: craft fair, full grain leather, handmade, handmade leather goods, leather artisan
Cut Stitch Burnish Repeat — Leathercraft Maker Seal Pillow
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Description: Cut. Stitch. Burnish. Repeat. Everything by hand. A retro seal design for leathercrafters and leather artisans who do it the slow way on purpose. Made as a compact badge that fills a sticker, mouse pad or mug as well as a work shirt. A great gift for leather makers, saddle stitchers, and anyone who has burnished an edge until it shines.

Tags: burnish, craft, full grain leather, handmade, handmade leather
It Doesn't Run Itself, That's Where I Come In — Wastewater Plant Operator Pillow

Description: It doesn't run itself. That's where I come in. A square stamp design for wastewater treatment plant operators who know the plant only looks automatic because someone competent is on shift. Retro type with a clean double border. A great gift for operators, maintenance crews, and utility workers who keep the whole town flowing.

Tags: essential worker, it doesnt run itself, operator on duty, plant operator, public works
Treated With Respect, Every Drop Every Day — Wastewater Operator Pillow

Description: Treated with respect, every drop, every day. A retro seal design for wastewater treatment plant operators, the essential workers who keep the water clean long after everyone else has stopped thinking about it. A great gift for licensed operators, plant crews, utility workers and anyone proud of a job most people never see.

Tags: clean water, environmental, essential worker, plant operator, public works
Word For Word, Nothing Added Nothing Lost — Court Reporter Pillow
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Description: Word for word. Nothing added, nothing lost. The record speaks for itself. A retro arched badge for court reporters and stenographers who take pride in a clean, verbatim transcript. A great gift for court reporting graduates, certified shorthand reporters and deposition professionals who know exactly what was said.

Tags: court reporter badge, court reporter gift, court reporting, courtroom, deposition
I Type Faster Than You Talk — Funny Court Reporter Stamp Pillow
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Description: I type faster than you talk. A bold square stamp design for court reporters and stenographers who keep up with every witness, every objection and every mumbled aside. Retro lettering with a clean double border, made to fill a sticker, mouse pad or the front of a tee. A great gift for court reporting students, working stenographers and realtime reporters.

Tags: 225 wpm, court reporter gift, court reporter humor, court reporting, courtroom
Strike That, Too Late I Already Got It — Court Reporter Badge Pillow
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Description: Strike that. Too late, I already got it. A retro badge design for court reporters and stenographers who have every word down before counsel finishes changing their mind. Built as a compact seal so it looks right on a mouse pad, sticker or mug as well as a shirt. A great gift for court reporting students, certified shorthand reporters, and anyone who guards the record for a living.

Tags: court reporter badge, court reporter gift, court reporting, courtroom humor, deposition
Millwrights Keep It Running True — Millwright Pillow
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Description: Millwrights keep it running true. A bold blue-collar pride design for industrial mechanics, machinists, and the trades that keep heavy equipment aligned and alive. A great gift for millwright grads, apprentices, and shop crews.

Tags: alignment, blue collar, blue collar pride, industrial mechanic, machinery
If It Spins, I Align It — Millwright Pillow
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Description: If it spins, I align it. Precision is the trade. A vintage badge for millwrights and industrial mechanics who keep rotating equipment true. Perfect gift for maintenance mechanics and union tradespeople.

Tags: alignment, blue collar, if it spins, industrial mechanic, machinery
Measured in Thousandths, Judged in Seconds — Millwright Pillow
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Description: Measured in thousandths, judged in seconds. A design about the millwright's life: precision alignment work that nobody notices until it's wrong. Great gift for millwrights, industrial mechanics, and machinists.

Tags: alignment, blue collar, industrial mechanic, machinery, machinist
Pushing All the Right Buttons — Elevator Mechanic Pillow

Description: Pushing all the right buttons. A groovy design for elevator mechanics and technicians with a sense of humor about the job. Fun gift for lift engineers, maintenance techs, and skilled trades pride.

Tags: blue collar, elevator, elevator constructor, elevator installer, elevator repair
I Move People, Literally — Elevator Mechanic Pillow

Description: I move people — literally, every day. A retro badge for elevator mechanics and lift engineers who keep every building's veins flowing. Perfect gift for elevator constructors, apprentices, and service techs.

Tags: blue collar, elevator, elevator constructor, elevator installer, elevator repair
I Know the Ups and the Downs — Elevator Mechanic Pillow

Description: I know the ups and the downs. An elevator mechanic design with the trade's driest joke built in. Great gift for elevator technicians, lift mechanics, elevator constructors, and union tradespeople.

Tags: blue collar, elevator, elevator constructor, elevator installer, elevator repair
Just One More Fly — Fly Tying Pillow
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Description: Just one more fly — said every fly tyer, always. A wavy retro design about the most repeated lie at the tying bench. Great gift for fly fishing dads, trout anglers, and winter tying season.

Tags: angler, dry fly, fisherman, fishing gift, fly box
Hooks, Feathers and Total Concentration — Fly Tying Pillow
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Description: Hooks and feathers and total concentration. Trout approved. A vintage badge for fly tyers and fly fishing devotees. Perfect gift for anglers, fly tying club members, and anyone with a fly box addiction.

Tags: angler, dry fly, fisherman, fishing gift, fly fisherman
I Tie Tiny Flies and I Cannot Lie — Fly Tying Pillow
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Description: I tie tiny flies and I cannot lie. A funny fly tying design for anglers who spend more time at the vise than on the water. Great gift for fly fishermen, trout chasers, and tying bench perfectionists.

Tags: angler, dry fly, fisherman, fishing gift, fly fisherman
Lathe Time Is the Only Quiet I Get — Woodturner Pillow
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Description: Lathe time is the only quiet I get. A wavy retro design for woodturners who disappear into the workshop and come back calmer than they went in. A fun gift for wood lathe hobbyists, woodworking dads, and craft fair regulars.

Tags: bowl turning, lathe, lathe time, maker, quiet time
One More Bowl Then I'll Come Inside — Woodturner Pillow
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Description: One more bowl, then I'll come inside — said no woodturner ever. A retro badge for wood lathe addicts who lose whole evenings to one more pass. Perfect gift for woodturning clubs, dads, and retirees with sawdust habits.

Tags: bowl turning, lathe, maker, one more bowl, retro
It's Not a Mess, It's a Good Day at the Lathe — Woodturner Pillow
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Description: It's not a mess — it's evidence of a good day at the lathe. A woodturning design for turners whose shops are ankle-deep in shavings. Great gift for woodturners, woodworkers, and retirement workshop dreamers.

Tags: bowl turning, good day at the lathe, lathe, maker, not a mess
Women Run This Plant — Wastewater Operator Pillow

Description: Women run this plant. A bold design for the women of wastewater and water treatment — plant operators, utility workers, and clean water professionals keeping cities running. Great gift for women in trades and essential workers.

Tags: clean water, environmental, plant operator, public works, retro

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