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The sunflower is mine...and now it can be yours! From our new line of quotables.

One of the founding teams of the short-lived XHL, eX-treme Hockey League. The Goons played in all three seasons, winning the league championship once. A fan favorite, they were one of the most successful XHL teams and almost joined the ECHL when the league folded. Show your Goon Pride!

It's the middle of the night and you're hot for tacos. Who's taco hits the spot? It's Nacho Taco, that's for sure!! Two Quad City locations on the good side of the river. Viva el Taco!

Tell the world that you want to save our public spaces from the ongoing thread of graffiti...ironically, of course.

Skull Island Wildlife Excursions is the oldest (and only) eco-tourism outfitter in the South Indian Seas. If you're looking for uncharted and unexplored, you've come to the right place. No one knows the unknown better than us. We can't guarantee you'll see the mighty Kong, but the island is a lot smaller if you know where to look. Book your adventure today!

Skull Island Wildlife Excursions is the oldest (and only) eco-tourism outfitter in the South Indian Seas. If you're looking for uncharted and unexplored, you've come to the right place. No one knows the unknown better than us. We can't guarantee you'll see the mighty Kong, but the island is a lot smaller if you know where to look. Book your adventure today!

Root beer to manly for you? Need something a little lighter. Sweeter. Sassier? Then Sassy Frass is for you. It's root beer made the Chugg way! Another fine sponsor of the show. Please support the folks who support us.

The original Chugg Soda - Red Pop! Nothing goes down better with BBQ than a red pop. Delicious cherry-strawberry soda. Another fine sponsor of the show. Please support the folks who support us.

So bright and bubbly. Might taste like lemonade. Or maybe bubble gum. Maybe even cotton candy. Whatever it tastes like, you'll never look at a soda the same way again. Pink! Another fine sponsor. Please support the folks who support us.

Blue Vanilla sure brings back memories of a simpler time. Soda shops and egg creams. Boardwalks and backgammon. Ahh, yes. Simpler times. Another fine sponsor of the show. Please support the folks who support us.

Orange Whip. Orange Whip. Nobody does an orange soda like Chugg. So very orange. So very whippy. Another fine sponsor of the show. Please support the folks who support us.

We keep getting asked what Diet Chugg tastes like and the answer is 'Diet'. Diet Chugg tastes like Diet. Mystery Solved Another fine sponsor of the show. Please support the folks that support the show.

Mmmm....when you're choking on your thirst, nothing brings you back from the brink like a Leim Lich Chugg. Green has never been more delicious!! Another fins sponsor of the show. Support the folks who support the show!

Bananas. Fun to eat. A good source of potassium. And now a delicious soda from the fine folks at Chugg. Glug, glug, pop a Chugg. Another fine sponsor of the show. Please support the folks who support us.

Mmmmmmm....mmmmmmmm. So Grape.So Fizzy So very Chugg! Glug, glug...pop a Chugg!!

Tickle your pickle with two fingers. The finest brine barrelled bourbon this side of the Sabine River! Another great sponsor of what we doe. Please support the businesses that support us.

Grab life by the sack! Another great sponsor for the podcast. Please support the businesses that support us.

One of Slurp Toast's many fine sponsors. Kielbasa is an upscale Japanese Steakhouse. Please support the businesses that support us.

Wicked HOT Bubble Gum! Beelzebubble Bubble Gum the only capsaicin infused gum. Put your lips together and blow...and burn them lips off of your face! Another Fine Product of Sloth!

One last play on the Shuttlecock for the time being. My favorite KC icon. Add one to your wardrobe.

My favorite Kansas City icon. Soon to be your favorite shirt. Or mask, or whatever. Buy one. Support the arts. Well, my art.

Everybody needs an escape goat when there's blame to go around.

Space...the final frontier. You know the rest. Sign up today!

Celebrate the 2020 Election in style!

A cry of despair. Revenge is a dish best served cold. I think I have things mixed up.

Sometimes the images speaks for itself.

What if you've seen everything there is to see? Then get this shirt

Sad...bored...really into you? Who knows.

A voice cries out in the universe. Revenge is a dish best served cold

Is he enjoying a sunset? Has he laid waste to the Fantastic Four? Is he just blown away by who he is? All we know is 'Whoa'.

Great advice from the eater of worlds.

Try again, Ben.