Smidge_Crab

Description: Palm trees. Warm weather. Santa Anas. Beaches. Los Angeles in all of it's glory.

Description: Just when it seems like it's all going to come to an explosive end, the world pulls the rug out from under you and just keeps on rolling along. What a drag...

Description: Nothing wrong with a little nepotism/brand awareness.

Description: When you're about to perform in front of a bunch of kids, and all of the songs you know are about sex, you have to improvise...

Description: America needs historic change. A man who built himself from the ground up. Young, scrappy and hungry, this orphan immigrant is the clear choice. This November, send a message to the Jeffersons and Madisons of the world. Vote Federalist. Do not throw away your... vote.

Description: America needs historic change. A man who built himself from the ground up. Young, scrappy and hungry, this orphan immigrant is the clear choice. This November, send a message to the Jeffersons and Madisons of the world. Vote Federalist. Do not throw away your... vote.

Description: Montauk. A place to begin. A place to remember. A place to start over. When everything else has faded away, don't ever forget to meet me in Montauk.

Description: If you want your land back, gotta get your right hand back. Especially if your right hand man is an immigrant named Alexander Hamilton.

Description: If you want your land back, gotta get your right hand back. Especially if your right hand man is an immigrant named Alexander Hamilton.

Description: It only took us until 2015 to create the perfect 80's movie.

Description: Do you have a Demogorgon infestation? Call the exterminator who cares, with the perfect hair. Now also available to babysit.

Description: The most iconic foursome in history

Description: You don't want to hear the odds. But if anyone else wants to know, they can just look at your shirt. They'll probably be pretty impressed too, because those are some pretty long odds. But you don't care about such things...

Description: Governor DeWitt Clinton U.S. Navy Commodore Oliver Perry Vice President Aaron Burr Secretary of the Treasury Alexander Hamilton These men, along with hundreds of others, fought for honor on the makeshift dueling grounds in Weehawken, New Jersey, just across the river from New York City.

Description: Governor DeWitt Clinton U.S. Navy Commodore Oliver Perry Vice President Aaron Burr Secretary of the Treasury Alexander Hamilton These men, along with hundreds of others, fought for honor on the makeshift dueling grounds in Weehawken, New Jersey, just across the river from New York City.

Description: Teach them how to say goodbye, with this rad Banksy/Hamilton mashup tee!

Description: When the discussion turns to treaties made with former, er, heads of state, we should remember the wise words of King Louis' Head. Now in French, for purists and super Hamilton nerds.

Description: What if Elizabeth Schuyler and Alexander Hamilton had met in 2016?

Description: You're a member of the A.V. Club at Hawkins Middle School. You and your buddies love to play with radios and videos. Comic books, Star Wars and Dungeons & Dragons are some of your favorite past times. But most of all you love fighting against other worldly monsters to save your best friend.

Description: Turns out we have a secret weapon! An immigrant you know and love who’s unafraid to step in! He’s constantly confusin’, confoundin’ the British henchmen Ev’ryone give it up for America’s favorite fighting Frenchman!

Description: I don’t care how good of a friend you are, you can’t take the sky from me.

Description: ATTENTION HISTORY BUFFS! This product is for you. Check out this design, and the rest of my FUSAG line! Often abbreviated FUSAG, the First U.S. Army Group was a fictitious command Allied Army Group created to deceive the Germans about where the Allies would land in France. Despite a lack of personnel, FUSAG continued to exist on paper as part of the deception of Operation Quicksilver. (you know, the one with the inflatable tanks!) In order to make the German forces believe the Allied invasion would come at Pas de Calais, the phantom force was stationed at Dover, directly across the English Channel from the site. To further attract the Axis commanders' attention, General Dwight D. Eisenhower placed George S. Patton in command o...

Description: George Washington's going home in this rad new Banksy/Hamilton mashup tee!

Description: Do you even crow, bro? The rallying cry of Lost Boys everywhere. When the call goes out, we must all return to Neverland to fight Captain Hook.

Description: When you think about it, we're all champions

Description: We all need that one friend who can get you out of a jam with the feds, or who will catch you when you feel like jumping off a cliff.

Description: He shall not be named, but he's not my dark wizard.

Description: You're a member of the A.V. Club at Hawkins Middle School. You and your buddies love to play with radios and videos. Comic books, Star Wars and Dungeons & Dragons are some of your favorite past times. But most of all you love fighting against other worldly monsters to save your best friend.

Description: Sometimes you don't feel much like talking. Sometimes a single word is more than enough. Sometimes a sticker is all the communication you need. Who are we kidding? Talking is for chumps.

Description: Good job everyone! We did it! Take a victory lap...

Description: ATTENTION HISTORY BUFFS! This product is for you. Check out this design, and the rest of my FUSAG line! Often abbreviated FUSAG, the First U.S. Army Group was a fictitious command Allied Army Group created to deceive the Germans about where the Allies would land in France. Despite a lack of personnel, FUSAG continued to exist on paper as part of the deception of Operation Quicksilver. (you know, the one with the inflatable tanks!) In order to make the German forces believe the Allied invasion would come at Pas de Calais, the phantom force was stationed at Dover, directly across the English Channel from the site. To further attract the Axis commanders' attention, General Dwight D. Eisenhower placed George S. Patton in command o...