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PokeYaMom Shorts
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Description: Ron Jeremy version pokemon

Tags: 90s, funny, funnytee, humor

PokeYaMom Shorts

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Globo Gym Shorts
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Description: We're better than you, and we know it!

Tags: cobra, dodgeball, logo, patches, purple cobras

Globo Gym Shorts

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Creepy Old Tattooed Guy Shorts
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Description: Pretty self explanatory.

Tags: ed hardy, old school tattoo, sailor jerry, tattoo, tattoo design

Creepy Old Tattooed Guy Shorts

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BEC SPK Shorts
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Description: New York breakfast staple

Tags: bacon, bacon egg and cheese, bec, breakfast sandwich, food

BEC SPK Shorts

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The Golden Ghouls Shorts
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Description: A killer tea party!

Tags: betty white, blanche devereaux, childs play, chucky, dorothy zbornak

The Golden Ghouls Shorts

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Everyone's Favorite Principal Shorts
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Description: Mr. Belding, Everyone's Favorite Principal at Bayside and worldwide!

Tags: 80s, 90s, bayside, principal, retro

Everyone's Favorite Principal Shorts

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Gone Postal Shorts
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Description: This one is for all my people that have "gone postal"!

Tags: funny, mail, mail carrier, mailman, post office

Gone Postal Shorts

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New Evolution Shorts
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Description: A bold twist on evolution as we know it

Tags: biology, evolution, evolution of man, evolution theory, physics

New Evolution Shorts

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Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Shorts
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Description: Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock

Tags: bazinga, funny, geek, howard wolowitz, nerds

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Shorts

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Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Shorts
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Description: Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock

Tags: bazinga, funny, nerd, paper, rock

Rock Paper Scissors Lizard Spock Shorts

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There Was A Drought! Shorts
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Description: Koothrappali said it best here too!

Tags: bazinga, funny, geek, nerd, penny

There Was A Drought! Shorts

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There Was A Drought! Shorts
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Description: Koothrappali said it best!

Tags: bazinga, comedy, funny, koothrappali, nerd

There Was A Drought! Shorts

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Morally Compromised Shorts
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Description: Life is full of imperfect choices.

Tags: dark, dark humour, funny, horror, humor

Morally Compromised Shorts

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DJ Gizmo Shorts
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Description: DJ Gizmo on the 1s n 2s!

Tags: 80s, 90s, gremlin, gremlins, horror

DJ Gizmo Shorts

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FAFO Shorts
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Description: F Around n Find Out AC DC style!

Tags: fanfo, find out, fuck around and find out, funny, humor

FAFO Shorts

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Allegedly Shorts
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Description: Are you, did you, can you?

Tags: funny, funny lawyer, lawyer, lawyer funny, lawyer gifts

Allegedly Shorts

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Nope Shorts
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Description: My personal everyday emotion

Tags: funny, humor, lazy, nah, nap

Nope Shorts

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Naaah Shorts
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Description: naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Tags: funny, funny slogan, no, nope, nope not today

Naaah Shorts

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Never Gonna Shorts
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Description: All of the above

Tags: 80s, 80s music, gen xers, generation x, meme

Never Gonna Shorts

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SuperMailMan Shorts
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Description: Able to leap tall hedges in a single bound

Tags: mail, mail carrier, mailwoman, post office, postal

SuperMailMan Shorts

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Yonkers Shorts
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Description: That Yonkers Yankees mash up

Tags: baseball, baseball player, new york, new york city, nyc

Yonkers Shorts

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White Chocolate Shorts
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Description: White Chocolate

Tags: chocolate, chocolate cake, milk chocolate, white boy, white boy summer

White Chocolate Shorts

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This Beeotch Gots A Hat On Shorts
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Description: It's recommended to wear a hat with this

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny slogan, funnytee

This Beeotch Gots A Hat On Shorts

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Slightly Overprotective Dad Shorts
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Description: Oh ever so slightly overprotective

Tags: dad gift, dad joke, daddy, father, fathers day

Slightly Overprotective Dad Shorts

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Self Meditated Shorts
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Description: Learned to Om on my own

Tags: buddha, buddhism, exercise, fitness, gym

Self Meditated Shorts

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Ne'er Do Well Shorts
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Description: ya good for nothin lay about

Tags: badass, eat, nap, napping, sleep

Ne'er Do Well Shorts

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Friendly Neighborhood Mailman Shorts
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Description: Slingin that mail!

Tags: mail, mail carrier, post office, postal, postal worker

Friendly Neighborhood Mailman Shorts

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Defund The Media Shorts
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Description: 99% lyin a$$es

Tags: america, american flag, defund the media, political, politician

Defund The Media Shorts

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The Mail Never Dies Shorts
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Description: There's no stopping... THE MAIL! Mailchael Myers?

Tags: horror, mail, mail carrier, mailman, post office

The Mail Never Dies Shorts

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WU.S.P.S. Shorts
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Description: WUnited States Parcel Service

Tags: mail, mail carrier, mail lady, mailman, post office

WU.S.P.S. Shorts

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X-Con Security Shorts
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Description: Dr Pym's number one choice of consultants to turn to in his hour of need, once again.

Tags: ant man, antman, avengers, con, convicted felon

X-Con Security Shorts

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Donnie Darko Countdown Shorts
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Description: I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.

Tags: countdown, darko, donnie, donniedarko, film

Donnie Darko Countdown Shorts

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Off Duty Tattoo Artist Shorts
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Description: I'm here to not talk about work. Leave me alone

Tags: ed hardy, ink, inked, old school, old school tattoo

Off Duty Tattoo Artist Shorts

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Self Meditated Shorts
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Description: Omm my, just breathe

Tags: buddha, buddhism, fitness, gym, meditate

Self Meditated Shorts

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FRIENDS Birthday Shorts
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Description: Put this shirt on your torso instead of a turkey on your head

Tags: bday, birthday party, birthday present, birthday squad, family birthday

FRIENDS Birthday Shorts

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Proud Dad Gang Shorts
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Description: From the awesome Facebook page, Proud Dad Gang! Represent and own being a proud dad!

Tags: daddy, father, fathers day, grandad, granddad

Proud Dad Gang Shorts

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