SnarkSharks

Description: The dreaded Monday morning alarm clock has rung. It's time to wake up and roll for damage to see how bad the day is going to be. May the Gods smile upon you, my friend, and may the dice roll in your favor.

Description: Number one rule for DND players, listen to every word the Dungeon Master says. Next to the dice, he's the one that controls your fate. Stay on his good side or wind up on the other side of living.

Description: If you're doing your job as a boyfriend right, then you can proudly display this Emotional Support Boyfriend design. You provide way more than any emotional support animal, so show off and take some credit.

Description: I woke up again today which means I win! It is another great day to be alive. Every day is a new victory and a new chance. Look out world. You can't stop me now!

Description: When the fog finally lifts… and somehow everything gets blurrier. This design celebrates the beautiful nonsense of overthinking—where epiphanies and confusion hold hands and skip off into the void. An Unclear Moment of Clarity is your wearable reminder that wisdom doesn’t always arrive in straight lines (or sober moments). Perfect for philosophers, smart alecks, and anyone who finds enlightenment mildly inconvenient.

Description: Nothing beats the energy of live music. The roar of the amplifiers as the song heats up to a crescendo - it's beautiful and maybe even a little dangerous. Just remember! It's not the volts that get you, it's the amps.

Description: When it comes to dancing, I’m your guy, especially if you’re talking square dancing. I absolutely dosey don’t. I’ll promenade, I’ll bow to my corner and partner - I’m down for all of it. Swing, ballroom, hip hop, pop-n-lock, even breakdancing are all fine; but square dancing is where it’s at.

Description: I've reached the age where I am old enough to regret but young enough to possibly change for the better. It might be time to reconsider some of my life choices. Mid-life crises. Teen angst. Millennial malaise. I've got it all. Total package right here folks.

Description: I say Marco! You say? Make walking through any crowd a game for everyone. People will absolutely love you in this shirt. Love life. Have fun. Don't get caught!

Description: When it comes to dancing, I’m your guy, but if you’re talking square dancing, leave me out. I absolutely dosey don’t. No promenade, now bow to your corner - I’ll have none of it. Swing, ballroom, hip hop, pop-n-lock, even breakdancing is fine; just no square dancing!

Description: "How am I today?" It's getting close to Halloween again, so I am living the dream again today. It's a great day to be celebrate and plan for the spooks and scares of Halloween. It's our favorite time of year. We'd stake our lives on it!

Description: That's fine. You enjoy your once a year Santa Claus. My Santa comes every day to my house in a beautiful brown truck and delivers my hand-selected presents. This is prime stuff - products I ordered all for myself. I love my brown wearing delivery hero!

Description: It's been said that we're not quite right in the head. It's not exactly that we're not sane, but our interests are outside of the main. So if you tend to color outside of the line, it's for you that we made this design.

Description: "How am I today?" I am living the dream again today if you can believe it. It's a great day to be alive, and I'm happy for everyone to know that by showing off this cool new design.

Description: Absolute power has never been so entertaining. This SnarkSharks original is a battle cry for every Dungeon Master who’s rolled one too many critical hits… against their own party. Equal parts authority and humor, Dungeon Master Decree captures the unspoken truth of tabletop gaming: you’re not just running the story—you are the story. Wield your quill, flip that rulebook, and remind your adventurers that divine retribution can come from behind the DM screen. Perfect for RPG fans, D&D game nights, and anyone who loves to mix laughter with a little chaos.

Description: Alright, see, it's time to gather up da boys and head out to take care of some business. This is our town, our neighborhood. Ain't nobody allowed to mess with us in our house. Let's go, boys.

Description: I might need to get my eyes checked, because I absolutely did not want to see that. Now we can't unsee it. If it's too gross, too cute, too scary, too lovey-dovey, too complicated... Eye don't want to see that. You do that in the privacy of your own home and spare the rest of us, k?

Description: Hurry up. Before anyone notices, we need to get our stories straight. Who are we going to blame for this one? I'm not going down for this. Or at least, I'm not going down alone. So, let's ready our excuse and get our alibis sorted out.

Description: I can never remember if I am a legend in my own time or in my own mind. Maybe it's both. If you are a manly legend or simply like dad jokes, map puns or attempts at cartography humor, then this is the design for you.

Description: Whether you're an actor or just someone who acts out, if there is drama in you - then this is the shirt for you. This limited edition won't be available in the shop for long, so get it now and leave your audience begging for me.

Description: Not a replicant? Then this is the shirt for you. Are you a replicant, but wanting people to think you are not? Then this shirt is also the shirt for you. Broadcast your (true or false) non-replicant status to the masses.

Description: When you achieve a certain level of fame, let's be honest, all the adoration can become tiresome, but you don't want to be rude. Let your shirt tell everyone that a certain amount of privacy is requested. We still love you all though, mwah!

Description: Regrettably, you will not be invited to be part of my new world order. I've come to grips with it. I hope you can too. Frankly, I just don't want you there. Thanks anyway. Hugs and kisses!

Description: Listen, we are all straight-shooters here. We speak the truth, and there is absolutely no filter between our brains and our mouths. If we think it, we are going to say it. You should understand this about us now, so we can both avoid you being offended later.

Description: No one will confuse you with a world famous children's author in this design, but they will immediately recognize that you are one bad mamba-jamba. Men will fear you. Women will want to be near you. What are you waiting for? Buy it now.

Description: To anyone that comes near you, it is clear that you are one sexy beast. However, sometimes people are just too far away to tell. We feel it is our civic duty to help solve problems like this. Therefore we've created this handy dandy design purely for identification purposes. Snarksharks - making the world better one design at a time.

Description: Before Earth ever dies from overpopulation of humans, it will die from being flooded with opinions. Most news that you hear today is someone's opinion, not a fact. We've lost sight of the truth and are drowning in opinions. Truth matters, folks! Watch for the facts and take every opinion with a grain of a salt.

Description: If the Internet says it; it’s got to be true. And the internet has spoken – we are absolutely adorable! You should totally love us. Just read our shirt, and then let the loving begin!

Description: In parliamentary procedure, a point of order is when someone draws attention to a rules violation in a meeting. If you feel violated by the intelligence level of nearly everyone you are forced to speak to on a daily basis, then this is the design for you.

Description: Not all ideas are good one, so while a solar powered flashlight might be a mistake when it comes to product design, it makes one heck of a t-shirt as part of our Mistakes Were Made Series.

Description: Much like a famous green superhero, our parenting powers come with a secret as well. We're not angry all the time...just exhausted. Parenting is hard work, and getting through it every day is truly a superpower. Be proud of your superpower with this great new design.

Description: When it is time to bring your A game, don't be afraid to activate your true power with this fun design from SnarkSharks.com

Description: Sometimes, when the world has gone topsy-turvy, being snarky means sharing the Love. In that spirit that we launch this new design concept from Shark Joe! Show the world that you’re not so bad. You’ve got a lotta love to give!

Description: Sometimes, when the world has gone topsy-turvy, being snarky means sharing the Love. In that spirit that we launch this new design concept from Shark Joe! Show the world that you’re not so bad. You’ve got a lotta love to give!

Description: It needs to stop. All the labeling. All the prejudice. All the hate. We are all more than one thing. More than a gender, a preference, an age, a skin color. We hope you can join us in this idea.

Description: Check out our first all art print available on several products! SnarkSharks can be artsy too! This awesome product family is perfect for both men and women. We’d call it cutting edge fashion, but we actually want you to use/wear it, so we’ll just say it looks super cool on you or in your space!