Description: I’ve gained so much as a father, but there have been a few losses along the way as well. First and foremost, my dignity. Has anyone seen my dignity? I am willing to pay top dollar for the return of my dignity. I don’t know if I misplaced it or if it was slowly stripped away from me by dirty diapers, snot trails on my clothing, playing dress-up and tea parties. Your help gratefully accepted in the search.
Description: So much time has been spent looking to the skies for extraterrestrial intelligence, and yet given what we see on the news on a daily basis, we at SnarkSharks believe it is time to stop looking for intelligent aliens and start looking here on Earth for intelligence. The truth isn't out there. It's right here (hopefully)!
Description: You know how sometimes if you say something enough times you'll believe it. In that light, we introduce the Low Bar Limbo design. People may question our performance level, but they can't doubt our limbo skills. We can't bend forward enough to tie our own shoes, but we bend over backwards ALL DAY LONG!
Description: Sure drugs are dangerous, but nothing will mess you up like adulting. They’ll tell you that you can be most emotionally damaged as a child, but my friends named Mortgage, Utilities and Medical Bill beg to differ. So as a public service, your friends at SnarkSharks.com are spreading the word, "Just Say No to Adulting!"
Description: Whether you believe there is no spoon or “Spoon!” is your battle-cry, this is the shirt for you. Prepare for adventures both epically super heroic and mind-bendingly awesome in this hot new design.
Spoon T-Shirt
$24
Description: I know it's impressive, but I never specifically said that eating tacos is my superpower. That's mostly because I was taught to never speak with my mouth full, and it's always full of tacos, though. Please feel free to draw your own conclusions (but, please protect my secret identity.
Description: Lag – the pure hell of internet slowdown that is the bane of gamers everywhere. Too long has our common enemy hid in the shadows. Let us not be afraid to call him out into the light and share with the world how much better our score/reputation/legacy would be if it weren’t his damnable existence. This snazzy design from SnarkSharks is your first step toward freedom, friends. Grab it, wear it, speak your pain.
Lag T-Shirt
$24
Description: We love being asked how our day is going. We typically respond the same way, "We are killing it, but it just won't stay dead!" We believe in being optimistic despite the overwhelming, oppressive, constant, heavy, terrible, imposing sense of dread constantly weighing us down. Right?
