Sombrero Craft

Description: Cheese Coney Club, I'm gonna be eating, at the Cheese Coney Club.

Description: That's all they really want, ghouls, they wanna have fun.

Description: If you thought Jean Ralphio was bad then you haven't met his twin-sister - Mona Lisa Saperstein. Because as Jean Ralph puts it she's "the worst person in the world"

Description: What if there was a luchador known as Estrella, and his design was based off of Patrick Star, well I think it would look something like this. This shirt is a design referencing vintage lucha libre cards with a Bikini Bottom twist.

Description: We're all fine, we're all doing just fine, although seriously I'm undiagnosed, but something ain't right.

Description: I don't know why, but he's a real melon felon. He just can't stay away from them.

Description: I've been described as a cactus - prickly outside and soft and gooey inside - and I'd say that's pretty accurate. I look tough, but I'm a softie.

Description: Love it when you call me plant poppa!

Description: Just a cute kitten, in a cute pose, making for a cute shirt. And to push it even further it says - cutie patootie - which is undeniably a cute phrase, making this the cutest of shirts.

Description: Collage of some vintage clip art and comic book lettering for some custom MF Doom art. Great shirt for any fan of Doom and comic book/superhero influenced rap.

Description: Taken from an old vintage US public information poster. It felt to me like something right out of Blade Runner or Escape from New York.

Description: Pixel art version of Mulder's I Want To Believe poster.

Description: As a kid I sure burned through some batteries back in the 90s, but those little blocks weren't gonna move themselves.

Description: Put it out there and manifest it - no struggles, no snuggles!

Description: It's a really bad pun, or maybe it's spud-tacular! Styled after the old scratch n' sniff stickers your teacher would give you, this t-shirt will let everybody know you're here for some good clean potato fun or that you're from Idaho - the spud state.

Description: Just a simple country music, guitar playing, troubadour. Styled with simple linework evocative of 60s folk illustration.

Description: Apparently in Japanese the show Seinfeld is referred to as "My Neighbor Seinfeld". I mean it's no Super Terrific Happy Hour, but it's the best show about nothing you'll ever see.

Description: Hey, this is 'Merica, no step on snek!

Description: This bro is mad, ducking mad, and he's coming for you.

Description: If guacamole, a squishy mess, can be extra - so can you! Live your life and know your worth, so be extra, just like the guac.

Description: Just a simple recreation of a vintage devil design from some mid-century halloween ephemera.

Description: Nothing convinces kids to stay of drugs than a cartoon bunny with balloons. Perfect shirt for the ironic and unironic drug-free people in your life.

Description: If you've traveled down the I40 through Amarillo you've probably seen the signs for The big Texan Steak Ranch. I wish more places had quirky signs like it, that and giant steaks to eat.

Description: People are crazy, those tumblers they're fighting over have none of the swag this Stanley Hudson Stanley Cup.

Description: Less thrill, more chill - doesn't the world just need more of that? Everyone tries to get introverts to be more outgoing, but why don't we have the extroverts just shut up!

Description: Prove you're a fungi with this Shrooms in Bloom shirt.

Description: People drive me bananas, but I still have a bit of humor about it, so what not a funny and non-threatening way to tell 'em to quit messing around.

Description: Styled after the old scratch n' sniff stickers your teacher would give you, this t-shirt will let everybody know you've got a sense of humor and love puns, especially really bad ones about cucumbers.

Description: Originally drawn after the Mexico City earthquake.

Description: Do you remember the stickers you used to get from your teacher as a kid? I wanted this shirt to feel like those stickers. This is the perfect t-shirt for the grumpy, punny, cynics among us, who also have a bit of humor - Don't Give A Hoot!

Description: Say no to violence, yes to blading - roller blading! The 90s may be over, but you can relive the thrill of strapping on some blades and shredding it up with this shirt.

Description: Just a handsome wood carving that definitely resembles Ron Swanson.

Description: Just a Plant Mama, taking care of monsteras and fiddle leaf figs, surviving and thriving.

Description: It's not quite a full time gig, I am a part-time model, well at least on insta and tiktok.

Description: Everything's computer - computers are where it's at!

Description: As a kid I often heard the phrase "God made dirt, and dirt don't hurt" It was phrase you could throw onto a lot of things - scraped knees, stained clothes, fallen food - it's pretty versatile. Well, this shirt is the perfect reminder of that kid mantra, so get outside and get dirty!