sondernoir

Description: Think dirty. ;)

Description: Beware, adorable pitbull!

Description: In the end, all that really matters is that you are human and that you are kind!

Description: Hey, did you hear about science? It's like magic, but it's real.

Description: Treat people with kindness.

Description: I'm nicer when I'm moisturized.

Description: The last time I was someone's type I was donating blood. Who doesn't love some good old self- deprecating humour? We don't follow the 'say nothing good of yourself, you will be distrusted; say nothing bad of yourself, you will be taken at your word' policy.

Description: I think glamour all the time. I wake up in the morning and I'm already thinking glamour. Too glam to give a damn.

Description: Never ask a girl with winged eyeliner why she's late. Her life may not be perfect, but her eyeliner always is. May our wings always be even, queens.

Description: Every woman is a queen, and we all have different things to offer.

Description: 'Re: I would like to lodge a formal complaint' email. Sender: most of humanity. Receiver: life.

Description: I like my eyelashes as dark as my soul and as long as the list of people I hate.

Description: I'm a better person when I'm moisturized. Also don't forget toner, serum, sunscreen and ampoule.

Description: All hot girls wear sunscreen sorry those are the rules. They also wash their makeup off at night.

Description: We are the granddaughters of the witches you couldn't burn.

Description: Avoiding products with ingredients you can pronounce doesn't make you a 'health guru'.

Description: I want to live by the ocean but also in the forest but also in the mountains but also in a big city but also in the countryside, you feel me?

Description: Remember the most important rule - safe, sane & consensual. And have fun. ;)

Description: This is for all of us that are loud and proud childfree by choice and cat lovers. Perfect gift for you childfree colleague, friend or lover.

Description: The sculptor makes art, not money. An easy way to make six figures a year is to become a sculptor.

Description: I took the battery out of my biological clock and put it into my vibrator. The most useful childfree hack you'll ever read. Enjoy. ;)

Description: If you say 'I don't want kids' tree times a middle-aged person will appear and explain you might change your mind.

Description: Hey, why don't you step into the lab? Don't worry, you will get no superpowers, but you sure can die in many ways if you mishandle the materials around you.

Description: Sometimes I am extra diligent about my skincare routine because I intend to age better than all my exes and enemies. Sunscreen and tretinoin are on the front lines!

Description: I can't have kids, my dog is allergic. We had the dog tester, so yes, we're sure.

Description: Ow god why did you make me too lazy to work but too mean to be a sugar baby.

Description: Douglas Fir, the newest member of the online dating world. Douglas is adorable branch manager, he loves swaying in the wind and mostly has good hair days.

Description: I'm convinced that crochet and knitting is witch's black magic. They sit there, with two magic wands, performing complex movements, while chanting and cursing.. And then, blanket! Witchcraft.

Description: Trans rights are human rights. Trans rights are human rights. Trans rights are human rights. Trans rights are human rights. Trans rights are human rights. Trans rights are human rights.

Description: Trans inclusive feminism always. Trans inclusive feminism always. Trans inclusive feminism always. Trans inclusive feminism always. Trans inclusive feminism always.

Description: Trans women are women. Trans men are men. Non-binary people are non-binary.

Description: If you loved Arguing with your Relatives at Thanksgiving, you’re going to love the sequel: Impeached at Christmas

Description: I just got my ancestry report back... It turns out I'm 35% retinol, 10 % lactic acid, 46 hyaluronic acid and 9% vitamin c.

Description: God please don't let prohibition repeat itself. We can't do another 20s without alcohol, am I right? :)

Description: They don't let you smile in passport photos because they want you to look the same as if you were standing in line at customs for an hour. Happy travelling! :)

Description: Roaring 20s are back baby. Are you ready to swing?