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56 Retro Number Vintage Age Shorts
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Description: For those born in 1956, for those turning 56, or for those who just love the semiperfect number 56. This design makes a great birthday present to celebrate a significant milestone, yet it’s retro-hip enough that anyone will love wearing it! Retro inline style font featuring the number fifty-six, timeless and a great birthday gift for men and women, perfect to celebrate a special year.

Tags: 1956, 1956 birthday, 56th, 56 years old, birthday
Happy Psycho’ween! Halloween of Horrors! Shorts
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Description: Not everything is pumpkin, spice, and everything nice! This fun Hallowe’en design is hands on evil and hands out happy!

Tags: evil halloween, fun halloween, pumpkin halloween, horror, skeleton clique
Gnarly Retro 70s Surf Shorts
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Description: Pull on a gnarly retro tee and surf back to a time when the waves were wicked and the zinc was thick.

Tags: hip, classic, typography, fun, throwback
MASK UP! Face Masks Save Lives! Shorts
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Description: Do what all superheroes do! Protect your fellow citizens and MASK UP!! Wearing a mask is not just a great way to conceal the asparagus caught in your teeth – it can save lives! Hundreds of superheroes can’t be wrong – so grab your cape, pull on that mask, and stop the spread! This design coordinates nicely with any mask style in any situation where people are close by, so head outside and MASK UP!

Tags: virus awareness, prevention, halftone dots, pandemic, coronavirus
73 Ink-Rolled Prime Number Shorts
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Description: Prime number 73 in all its retro ink-rolled glory! Not just for the modern math nerd, but for the rest of us who leave the number crunching to our trusty accountants. A great gift for those turning 73 and dig celebrating their arrival at the 21st prime number. And for those born in 1973 who can proudly holler, I’m here, and born in the year of the 298th prime number! Take that, world!!

Tags: turning 73 years old, 1973, big bang theory, birthday, born in 1973
79 Vintage Retro Emblem Shorts
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Description: For those born in 1979, for those turning 79, or for those who just loved ’79. This design makes a great birthday present to celebrate a significant milestone, yet it’s retro-hip enough that anyone will love wearing it! Original design, with vintage worn print effect featuring the number sevnety-nine, timeless and a great birthday gift for men and women, perfect to celebrate a special year.

Tags: aged, red shield, birthday gifts for women, distressed grunge, gift
69 Retro Number Vintage Age Shorts
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Description: For those born in 1969, for those turning 69, or for those who just love 69. This design makes a great birthday present to celebrate a significant milestone, yet it’s retro-hip enough that anyone will love wearing it! Original design, with vintage halftone print effect featuring the number sixty-nine, timeless and a great birthday gift for men and women, perfect to celebrate a special year.

Tags: distressed style, stamp effect grunge, birthday, ink, grunge

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