Socks
Description: Looks like a classic "Hello, my name is" sticker but the name has been filled in with "Aunt Tifa" in a cute cursive font. If you're against fascism and you're sick of the Trump Regime calling you an enemy of the state because you value freedom and democracy, this might be for you!
Description: This design features an image from a vintage science fiction book cover. The text reads "In the future...a device in your pocket will ding to remind you that all your friends are doing better than you are." All those sci-fi optimists of decades past would be disappointed to learn that the future would turn out to be dominated by late stage capitalist greed, dystopian data gathering, mass surveillance, and social media-induced depression. This is one of a series of similarly themed "In the future..." designs I've come up with. Check my store for the others!
Description: This design features an image from a vintage science fiction book cover. The text reads "In the future...you will be forced to download an app to use your washing machine." All those sci-fi optimists of decades past would be disappointed to learn that the future would turn out to be dominated by late stage capitalist greed, dystopian data gathering, mass surveillance, and social media-induced depression. This is one of a series of similarly themed "In the future..." designs I've come up with. Check my store for the others!
Description: This design features an image from a vintage science fiction book cover. The text reads "In the future...you will be forced to subscribe to your own printer." All those sci-fi optimists of decades past would be disappointed to learn that the future would turn out to be dominated by late stage capitalist greed, dystopian data gathering, mass surveillance, and social media-induced depression. This is one of a series of similarly themed "In the future..." designs I've come up with. Check my store for the others!
Description: This T-shirt features a vintage 1919 magazine image of a woman driving a car along with the text "Get in loser, we're quitting social media." If you are sick of fake social media bullshit and feel like throwing your phone away to live in a cabin on a lake somewhere, this design is for you. Despite its convenience, modern life is way too full of anxiety and it actually kind of sucks. Let's start a major social media backlash. Deactivate now and stop enriching social media billionaires like Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg, whose products have divided us politically, caused mental health crises for an entire generation, and ruined our society!
Description: This design defines the term "Parental Controls" as "The feature that allows you to block Fox News on your parents' TV." Our parents' generation is aging and becoming more and more susceptible to right wing propaganda and rage-bait media like Fox News. You can help redefine "parental controls" with this! Cut them off from the hate and fear they've been mainlining today!
Description: This design says "Keep Talking About Epstein" over and over again in a green pattern. Pedophile President Donald Trump and his cronies are doing their best to block the release of the Epstein Files have even started a crazy war to distract us. Get this design to show that you're not falling for it!
Description: This design says "You Can't Drink Data" over a picture of a lake with a tree-lined shore. Are they trying to build one of those new AI data centers in your neighborhood that use a gajillion gallons of water per day and enough electricity to power the entire city of Philadelphia? Get this to show that you do not approve of such reckless use of our natural resources.
Description: This design features an outline of the state of Ohio with the phrase "You'll have to drive through it at some point" written below. It's the brutally honest state motto of Ohio! Makes a great gift for Ohioans who have a self deprecating sense of humor, sports fans on the Michigan side of the Michigan - Ohio State rivalry, and anyone who has an irrational dislike of the Buckeye State.
Description: This design shows Franklin Delano Roosevelt saying "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself, and maybe also that an entire political party would become a pedophile protector cult." Wanna-be fascist dictators hate humor. Stick this on your vehicle to get under Trump's skin and remind him that he'll never be loved by the public the way American progressive hero FDR was!
Description: Did you know that over 800,000 girls were named Jennifer between 1965 and 1980? This makes Jennifer one of the most common women's names of Generation X! It might as well be called Jen X. This design uses a classic 70s avocado green color and a retro font to evoke the nostalgia of the time when you had 3 other Jennifers in your 5th grade class. Makes a great gift for the Gen X Jen in your life!
Description: This design reads "if billionaires are concerned about a wealth tax, they should cut down on avocado toast and lattes and pull themselves up by their bootstraps." If us everyday folks are expected to do these things in order to get ahead in the late stage capitalism economy these billionaires have created, so can they!
Description: This design says "KEEP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES" over and over again in white text on the background color of your choice. Our pedophile president, Donald Trump, is now waging a war in Iran to try to distract the media and the public from the real story - that he and his rich billionaire buddies patronized and protected a child trafficking operation run by Trump's longtime pal Jeffrey Epstein! Wear this to the No Kings protest (or just around town) to show that you can see right through their BS!
Description: This design features black and white halftone-painted images of the Epstein All-Stars: Jeffrey Epstein himself, his old pal President Donald Trump, Attorney General Pam Bondi, and expert pedo facilitator Ghislaine Maxwell. The word "cover-up" is written across the top. As these creeps attempt to redact, obstruct, and delay to prevent the full contents of the Epstein Files from being released to the public, America suffers with Epstein distraction wars, skyrocketing gas prices, and armed ICE thugs terrorizing our cities.
Description: The Epstein Files are being released little by little, and President Donald Trump needs to change the narrative, pronto! He needs an emergency! What can he do? How about invade Iran without congressional approval!? ANYTHING TO MAKE EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!! Get this design to show everyone that you can see right through their horrible plan.
Description: This design depicts a map of human migration, showing routes early humans took as they slowly made their way out of Africa and spread across the globe. The text reads "Human Migration is Not a Crime." We've drawn all sorts of artificial borders in modern times, and this map helps remind us that political borders are decidedly unnatural. Wear this to stand up for sane immigration policy. And remember, kids, ABOLISH ICE!
Description: This design depicts a map of human migration, showing routes early humans took as they slowly made their way out of Africa and spread across the globe. The text reads "Human Migration is Not a Crime." We've drawn all sorts of artificial borders in modern times, and this map helps remind us that political borders are decidedly unnatural. Wear this to stand up for sane immigration policy. And remember, kids, ABOLISH ICE!
Description: This design shows the text of an actual email from Elon Musk to Jeffrey Epstein that was revealed in one of the partial Epstein Files releases. It's stylized in the format of Gmail and features a pathetic photo of Elon from before he got gender affirming hair surgery. Get this to express your disapproval of these pedophiles with a dash of humor - thin skinned fascist oligarchs hate being made fun of!
Description: This design shows the 5-year-old boy that was arrested by ICE and separated from his father recently in Minneapolis. The text reads "We defunded health care for this." The Trump Regime has redirected billions of dollars worth of government funding away from health care and insurance subsidies to fund a massive mobilization of ICE gestapo agents terrorizing the streets of America. Stand up against the horrifying situation in Minneapolis and other US cities with this design!
Description: This design shows a dystopian scene with a group of ICE agents approaching the viewer. The text reads "We defunded cancer research for this." The Trump Regime has redirected billions of dollars worth of government funding away from medical research and health care to fund a massive mobilization of ICE gestapo agents terrorizing the streets of America. Stand up against the horrifying situation in Minneapolis and other US cities with this design!
Description: This one says "Literally the entire Jesus part of the Bible is about being kind to foreigners, asshole." Anyone who has actually read the Bible knows that verse after verse implores you to be kind to foreigners, immigrants, the downtrodden, the poor, etc. This is especially true of the New Testament (or as I like to call it, the Jesus part). These assholes who call themselves Christians these days seem to have missed the entire point. I guess they only read the part about abortion! Oh wait, never mind, abortion is not even mentioned in the Bible.
Description: The Trump Regime is deploying its fascist goon squad, also known as ICE, against ordinary American citizens who just want to live in a normal, non-fascist country where people are allowed to have freedom of speech. They're labeling regular folks who happen to be in their field of vision at any given moment as "agitators." Let's take back that title and show 'em what a real agitator is!
Description: The Trump Regime is deploying its fascist goon squad, also known as ICE, against ordinary American citizens who just want to live in a normal, non-fascist country where people are allowed to have freedom of speech. They're labeling regular folks who happen to be in their field of vision at any given moment as "agitators." Let's take back that title and show 'em what a real agitator is!
Description: This design features a quote from the book 1984 by George Orwell: "The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command." The quote accurately describes how the MAGA Republican Party has characterized the tragic events of the Minneapolis ICE shooting, contradicting what everyone can see with their own eyes on the numerous videos of the event. Stand up against their fascist gaslighting with this design!
Description: This design says "Incels Coming for Everyone" over a picture of some bumbling masked ICE agents. Below, the caption reads "Terrorizing America...because girls won't text them back." History shows that humor is a very effective way of standing up to fascism. Make fun of these incel MAGA gestapo wannabe rent-a-cops with this design!
Description: This design says "Dear Mr. ICE Agent, I'm sorry your mommy didn't love you but maybe instead of terrorizing America you could go to therapy or try a hobby, like model trains or something." Poke fun at these incel MAGA gestapo wannabe rent-a-cops who deserve to be called out for the pathetic babies that they are with this design!
Description: This design says "Humans practice over 10,000 religions on planet Earth, which means there's a 99.99% chance yours is wrong." It highlights the fact that humans have come up with thousands upon thousands of gods to worship over the millennia, none of which are more "true" or "correct" than any of the others. Seeing the faith you were raised in on a list of thousands of religions and worship practices can be an eye opening experience for those considering leaving their religion. This is a clever design for any atheist, agnostic, secular humanist, or follower of reason, science, and history!
Description: This design shows an image of a future urban explorer with a flashlight exploring the remains of an AI data center built in the mid-2020's. If they're trying to build one of these data centers in your area that's going to use up the entire fresh water supply and more electricity than a mid-sized American city just to regurgitate poorly written slop, this design might be for you. How long until these massive power guzzling warehouses become obsolete and are left as decaying reminders of our wasteful existence, blighting our rural landscape for ages to come?
Description: The Epstein Files are being released little by little, and President Donald Trump needs to change the narrative, pronto! He needs an emergency! What can he do? How about invade Venezuela without congressional approval!? ANYTHING TO MAKE EVERYONE STOP TALKING ABOUT EPSTEIN!!! Get this design to show everyone that you can see right through their horrible plan.
Description: This design features a series of pictures of President Donald Trump falling asleep during various important meetings. The caption says "WOKE IS DEAD!" The nearly-80-year-old president, who famously lives on fast food and Diet Coke, is obviously too feeble and senile to even pretend to be a functioning leader at this point. Who is running our country?
