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Ope! Let me just melt ya, ICE Socks
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Description: If only they would all melt where they stand.

Tags: abolish ice, anti fascist, anti trump, funny midwest, funny resist

Ope! Let me just melt ya, ICE Socks

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Make Pretti Good Trouble Socks
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Description: Their sacrifice will not disappear quietly.

Tags: abolish ice, alex pretti, anti fascist, anti ice, good trouble

Make Pretti Good Trouble Socks

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ICE Out Cat with Lasers Socks
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Description: Seriously though. Abolish ICE

Tags: abolish ice, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti ice, anti trump

ICE Out Cat with Lasers Socks

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Morticia's Flower Shop Socks

Description: Killing flowers since 1964.

Tags: addams family, dead flowers, emo, funny addams family, goth

Morticia's Flower Shop Socks

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Compost Your Enemies Socks

Description: It's all in the name of the environment.

Tags: compost, compost your enemies, composting, floral, flower

Compost Your Enemies Socks

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The Horrors Persist But So Do I Socks

Description: A survivor's aesthetic.

Tags: adult humor, existential dread, existential humor, funny floral, horrors persist
The Midwest - Land of Opes and Dreams Socks

Description: Ope, let me just scoot by you there.

Tags: farm life, funny gift, funny midwest, funny quote, funny saying
Law Offices of Atticus Finch Socks

Description: No one better.

Tags: atticus, atticus finch, book lover, book nerd, bookish

Law Offices of Atticus Finch Socks

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Adventure is out there - but so are serial killers Socks

Description: You can never be too careful.

Tags: adventure, adventure is out there, camping, funny quote, funny sayings
The Maltese Falcon Socks

Description: It's too bad about Archer.

Tags: humphrey bogart, john huston, maltese falcon, private detective, private investigator

The Maltese Falcon Socks

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Let's Eat Kids! Socks

Description: One comma makes all the difference.

Tags: commas save lives, dinosaur funny, funny, grammar funny, grammar humor

Let's Eat Kids! Socks

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Home Body Socks
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Description: It's where the heart is.

Tags: baba yaga witch, folk tales, folklore, folktale, funny gift

Home Body Socks

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Visit Badger's Drift Socks
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Description: Ah, a lovely English village.

Tags: barnaby, british tv, british tv show, crime drama, detective

Visit Badger's Drift Socks

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Believe in Yourself Socks
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Description: If Bigfoot can, you can.

Tags: believe, believe in yourself, bigfoot, bigfoot believer, bigfoot funny

Believe in Yourself Socks

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Adventure! But Serial Killers Socks

Description: Stay safe out there!

Tags: adventure, adventure is out there, camping, funny, funny gift

Adventure! But Serial Killers Socks

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I Make Stuff Up Socks

Description: Every good fiction writer does.

Tags: author, book, books, fiction, fiction writer

I Make Stuff Up Socks

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Dewey Decimation Socks

Description: Don't mess with librarians.

Tags: book lover, books, bookworm, dewey decimal, funny quote

Dewey Decimation Socks

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Just Here for the Alibi Socks

Description: Never know when you're going to need one.

Tags: alibi, crime, crime junkie, funny, humor

Just Here for the Alibi Socks

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The Raven Tavern Socks

Description: Not exactly in the neighborhood, but worth the trek.

Tags: adventure, harrison ford, indiana jones, indy, marion ravenwood

The Raven Tavern Socks

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Cabot Cove - Murder Capital of the World Socks
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Description: So many murders for such a small town.

Tags: 80s, 80s kid, 80s tv, 90s, angela lansbury
Don't Let the Bastards Grind You Down Socks
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Description: Time to rise up.

Tags: dont let the bastards grind you down, feminism, feminist, handmaid, margaret atwood
Gardening - Because Murder is Illegal Socks

Description: A nice reminder to keep your hands in the dirt.

Tags: adult humor, funny gardening, funny sayings, funny slogan, gardener
Wicked Witch Walk Socks

Description: This witch won't melt.

Tags: broadway, elphaba, halloween, morton salt girl, rain

Wicked Witch Walk Socks

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More Pride Less Prejudice Socks

Description: What the world needs now.

Tags: book lover, bookish, bookworm, elizabeth bennet, gay

More Pride Less Prejudice Socks

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Murder She Wrote Pulp Cover Socks
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Description: Can you hear the theme song already?

Tags: 80s, 80s kid, 80s tv, 90s, angela lansbury

Murder She Wrote Pulp Cover Socks

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I'm a Hoot Socks
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Description: In more ways than one.

Tags: bird, cute owl, dad jokes, deadpan, fathers day

I'm a Hoot Socks

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I'm a Delight Socks

Description: It's good to let people know right off the bat.

Tags: animal, first of all im a delight, first of all im a delight possum, funny, funny animal

I'm a Delight Socks

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Take a Hike, Racists! Socks

Description: And don't come back.

Tags: anti racism, anti racist, end racism, hiking, mountain

Take a Hike, Racists! Socks

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Writer's Block Socks

Description: Where'd the voices go?

Tags: author, book, funny quote, funny slogan, funny writer

Writer's Block Socks

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Goose Bumps Socks
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Description: Fist bumps for the win.

Tags: cute goose, dad joke, dad jokes, fist bump, fist bumps

Goose Bumps Socks

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Hey Boo Socks

Description: If you know, you know.

Tags: atticus, atticus finch, book nerd, bookish, harper lee

Hey Boo Socks

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Rockford Files Socks
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Description: I'd hire him.

Tags: 70s, 70s tv, 80s, classic car, detective

Rockford Files Socks

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Indoor Cat Socks

Description: Cats and books.

Tags: book lover, books, bookworm, cat, cat lover

Indoor Cat Socks

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Chasing that Scholastic Book Fair High Socks

Description: If you know, you know.

Tags: 80s child, book, book fair high, book lover, book nerd
Fight Evil, Read Books Socks

Description: Knowledge is power.

Tags: anti trump, book, book lover, books, bookworm

Fight Evil, Read Books Socks

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Peace, Love and the Oxford Comma Socks
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Description: Punctuation nerds unite!

Tags: english, english teacher, funny grammar, grammar, grammar nazi

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