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It is the deepest wish of many teachers and professors that their students write a paper with an actual thesis. Make sure your students have a point to their paper with this funny design to remind them.

Grammar nerds rejoice. Now you have a design for the legions of people who mix up lay and lie. Give this to your favorite English teacher or grammarian friends and they'll thank you.

English teachers and writing teachers know that essays need a thesis. Show students that the periodic table element for good writing! This is a great teacher appreciation idea for any English teacher, science teacher, writing teacher, writing TA, college teacher, high school teacher or editor who loves a strong thesis.

True grammar nerds unite! We may seem crotchety, but we're correct. Declare your devotion to the best punctuation and rule the school.

Any 1980s kid remembers the library card in the pocket of their book, with a long list of who checked it out before. You aren't past your due date and you can still get carded! Show the world you know that librarians and libraries still matter. Low tech forever.

Here's something your professor or teacher wants you to know. The answers to your questions are in the syllabus. Please read the syllabus for your class, whether it's math, English, history, or science.

If you know, you know. Book lovers, English teachers, and cynical people will all appreciate this nod to the writers who, collectively predicted the downfall of society.

A pandemic is no time for close-talkers crowding your space! Remind people of social distance requirements with this funny Shakespeare quote that tells them to keep to their 6 feet and keep their COVID 19 to themselves!

It's so very puzzling, but some people still seem to think their mask only needs to cover their mouth. Silently tell all those people at the store that you disapprove of their unhygienic behavior, and do it in grand literary Shakespearean style.

Leonardo da Vinci said that "The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding," and the silhouette of this scholarly Edwardian lady demonstrates that belief. Show your devotion to learning with this design for academics and bookworms.

The Oxford comma has many detractors but its supporters are the smartest! Declaring you are radically bodacious, as well as smart, this design will keep your punctuation on point.

Any college professor or high school teacher will welcome the chance to shout this motto to the rafters. Students who plagiarize are toast!

Grammar nerds, teachers, professors, and writers everywhere will appreciate this saying reminding people of good English usage. Excuse me! You just confused lay and lie. Perfect for writers, writing groups, and grammarians alike.