Spiffy Design

Description: It is the deepest wish of many teachers and professors that their students write a paper with an actual thesis. Make sure your students have a point to their paper with this funny design to remind them.

Description: Any renovator, old house lover, preservationist, or flipper knows that DIY and old houses make for a complicated relationship. Give this to your favorite renovation enthusiast and they'll get it.

Description: English teachers and writing teachers know that essays need a thesis. Show students that the periodic table element for good writing! This is a great teacher appreciation idea for any English teacher, science teacher, writing teacher, writing TA, college teacher, high school teacher or editor who loves a strong thesis.

Description: The best scotch is part art and part science, which is why it should be periodically consumed! Find your perfect whiskey chemistry with this periodic table of elements. Delight the chemist or scientist in your life who also loves bourbon, rye, and single malt.

Description: Any lover of Quebec, Canadian cuisine, and poutine will understand that the recipe is science and art! Fries, gravy, cheese curds, and a little bit of chemistry make it the perfect comfort food.

Description: Monday haters rejoice! If you hate every day of the week as much as Monday, you can now complain no matter what day it is.

Description: Boomers and Millennials dominate the cultural conversation while Generation X is invisible, as always! Gen X kids know how to be self-sufficient and maintain their sense of humor about being the smallest generation.

Description: If there's a mean opposite to making someone a mix tape, it has to be taping over their favorite show! Relive the days of soap operas, game shows, and sitcoms with this design especially for kids of the seventies and eighties.

Description: If you're a veteran of knob and tube or you have agonized over saving hardwood floors you know the love and agony of a money pit antique or vintage house!

Description: Any 1980s kid remembers the library card in the pocket of their book, with a long list of who checked it out before. You aren't past your due date and you can still get carded! Show the world you know that librarians and libraries still matter. Low tech forever.

Description: Singers have a good-natured rivalry and altos will love this funny design ribbing sopranos for always getting the melody. Reward your favorite alto for singing tough harmonies day and and day out at choir practice!

Description: The original Maine state flag from 1901 is hot again! This design reinterprets the vintage Dirigo design showing the white pine and the north star and pairs it with the state name inside the image of a waving flag. Perfect apparel in red for Christmas or any other time of year in another color! Distressed for that worn look that says retro original.

Description: The midcoast of Maine boasts many towns named after the best human ideals! Show your love for the pine tree state with this ode to the neighboring towns of Hope, Liberty, Freedom, and Friendship.

Description: Even before typewriters, people were repeating history. Wear this design to declare yourself a historian, a history nerd, and a general smart person.

Description: History teachers and informed people will agree. Don't make me repeat myself.

Description: Here's something your professor or teacher wants you to know. The answers to your questions are in the syllabus. Please read the syllabus for your class, whether it's math, English, history, or science.

Description: Describing Maine to a tee, this distressed pine tree state design is both festive and sassy! Stone Cold Salty Maine. Happy Holidays.

Description: If you love Maine and you love a good plaid, this I Heart Maine, featuring the state of Maine filled with red and blue plaid, is for you. Show your pride in your home state or your love of your favorite vacation destination.

Description: Reproductive freedom and women's healthcare mean body autonomy. 2022 vote for pro choice with this periodic table of the elements chemistry design. Show you're a proud nerd for women's health.

Description: If you know, you know. Book lovers, English teachers, and cynical people will all appreciate this nod to the writers who, collectively predicted the downfall of society.

Description: Seventies kids had video games but, thanks to parents who were hippies, we also got stuck with health food like carob chips, the most terrible dessert recipe ingredient! Tell the world you have walked through fire to reach real cookies.

Description: The elements of public health are not a mystery. They are science! Show you are part of the scientific community with this pro vaccination design featuring the elements of the periodic table.

Description: The elements of public health are not a mystery. They are science! Show you are part of the scientific community with this pro vaccination design featuring the elements of the periodic table.

Description: The elements of public health are not a mystery. They are science! Show you are part of the scientific community with this pro vaccination design featuring the elements of the periodic table.

Description: Are you trapped on the border between crabby Generation X and the overly cheerful Millennials? Do you get both early game consoles and cool nineties fashion? Declare your special identity as a niche generation and an Xennial with this (purposely cheugy) periodic table of the elements shirt.

Description: Aquaculture is on the rise. Great news for oyster lovers - eating craft oysters is not only delicious, but it's environmentally sound! Give your favorite oyster lover this design that celebrates oysters and going green.

Description: The charmingly named midcoast towns of Hope, Union, Liberty, Freedom, and Friendship form the iconic pine tree, topped by the northstar in this nod to the original 1901 Maine flag.

Description: Every seventies kid remembers eating their favorite frozen dinner in front of those specials that aired once a year on their retro TV! Show the world that Generation X remembers the simple life as the good life.

Description: Kids of the sixties and seventies know the best times were in front of the three channels on your family TV or at the arcade playing pinball and video games with friends. Declare your membership in Generation X with this design featuring a retro TV that would have held your attention right through Saturday morning cartoons.

Description: Everybody in the eighties made their best friend or significant other a mix tape, but did you keep them when the relationship was over? Show the world your Generation X cred with this hilariously mean throwback to a time when a cassette tape put your heart on your sleeve.

Description: Disguise yourself as a science and chemistry loving trick or treater with this hilarious I love candy design using the periodic table of elements. Perfect hack for adults trick or treating with kids or attending office parties and great for kids to wear to class parties or for fall social events. Who doesn't love candy year round, after all?

Description: You may be from Quebec or just Canadian or just a fan of cuisine from Canada, but you love the unique combination of gravy, frieds, and cheese curds that make a great poutine. Science and food combine in this design to show your periodic table of elements must contain poutine to create proper chemistry!

Description: Any Renaissance Fair lover knows to get a tankard of ale or a cup of mead and enjoy the tavern! Invite elf, fairy, knight, and lady to join you in a toast to science, chemistry, and the periodic table. This periodic table of the elements joke is a perfect easy ren faire costume that will make your fellows cry huzzah at the joust!

Description: Just in time for summer, show everyone you understand the important periodic elements of an ice cream recipe. The scientist and the ice cream lover unite in this humorous chemistry design.

Description: The science of being a Maine Coon Cat means mastering the elements of fluffiness! Chemistry and science merge with Maine Coon cat mania in this funny take on the periodic table. Any Maine Coon mom, cat dad, or long-hair cat breeder will understand that the elements of floof are the maine ones.

Description: If you are a fan of tattoos and you also love some food truck taco action, this is your summer statement. Bring your ink to the table and show that you have your priorities straight.