spookyruthy

Description: You're a bad kid, Andy! HAHAHAHAHA! Remember, the Crimson Clown only comes for greedy kids like you! Great gift for a Golden Age of Nickelodeon fan, and lover of Are You Afraid of the Dark.

Description: It's the most fun in the park... when you're laughing in the dark. Great design for Are You Afraid of the Dark fans.

Description: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, I call this design... POOOOOF! "Nostalgia feelz"

Description: Make sure your pool is free of water corpses.

Description: Beware the cows, not all milk is enriched!

Description: Sylvester Uncas... the man, the legend, consumed and almost destroyed by the Grinner... we must ha, ha ha ha, HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!

Description: Protect... I mean drink the milk!

Description: Thankfully it seems the D&D party managed to get off the ride... it only took 25 years.

Description: You know it's rude to pull off someone's head, right? Right, Sarah! You've made the Fireys mad, now it's time to take off YOUR head! Great gift for anyone who's a fan of the Labyrinth movie or 80s films in general! And remember - you have no power over me!

Description: A world of paint, bulls and cheerleader-based trauma, Raz enters into Edgar Teglee's Black Velvetopia. Featuring, El Odio and the four luchadores of Edgar's past issues at high school.

Description: To our humble Lord and Saviour Karl Pilkington, as without his wisdom, we too would be old men without Twixes.

Description: Well, look at you! All of your badges! You clever psychic you! Now go and help Raz before I throw you back into Basic Braining!

Description: It's the greatest betrayal of our times. What will we do in the summer without Mr Tastee?

Description: Sludgicles is all we got today, bub.

Description: Bolverk knows the score - it's time to CULL THE WEAK.

Description: Pierce the heavens!

Description: My favourite line of the series

Description: "I don't think you should drink that..."

Description: I feel like I could.... TAKE ON THE WORLD!

Description: Sound advice from Lord Ash Williams of the Evil Dead.

Description: When in doubt, PRAISE.

Description: Because everything is made better with the application of bacon.

Description: Run, flee citizens of Lungfishopolis from the scourge that is GOGGALOR! In the style of Godzilla.

Description: It's not safe for you.

Description: This is coffee blend #148, the best one.

Description: Because you know you love that loveable psychotic puppet

Description: She's ready to shoot, and also to pierce the heavens. In that order.

Description: It's best you let people know that you hate them.

Description: Ashy Slashy Hatchet and Saw, Takes your head and skins you raw Ashy Slashy, Heaven and Hell Cuts out your tongue so you can't yell!

Description: Because you don't need safety when fighting The Evil Dead.

Description: That's classified information.

Description: Because I'm a lot scarier once armed.

Description: In the style of the 'Obey' tees.

Description: ...and a Happy New Year, said Kevin McCallister, as he prepares the house of extraordinaryly dangerous traps for two psychopathic burglars who have an unhealthy obsession with defeating a young child. Happy holidays, everyone. Don't get left Home Alone.

Description: Brains are what powers ponies.

Description: His evil tendril corrupt even the purest of forms. RELEASE!