Stark Raving Cello

Description: Emily Wilson has forgotten more about ancient Greek scholarship than most other people will ever know. Bow down.

Description: Emily Wilson has forgotten more about ancient Greek scholarship than most other people will ever know. Bow down.

Description: The one, the only.

Description: Do 9 chords melt your heart? Do you pine for sus chords? Are you more likely to go to a concert if there's Ravel on it? Is McCoy Tyner your favorite pianist? Me too. Let's wear this shirt together and be twins!

Description: Love Severance but don't know how to throw a Waffle Party? This shirt is for you. We're so proud of you for refining so much macrodata.

Description: Love Severance but don't know how to throw a Waffle Party? This shirt is for you. We're so proud of you for refining so much macrodata.

Description: Shout out to Helly R, maraca queen, no matter what Irv says.

Description: When you can hear a drawing.

Description: Lovely in every possible way.

Description: The patron saint of music and musicians.

Description: The man. The beard. The legend.

Description: Irreplaceable. A complete original. Jackie forever,

Description: Wear comrades Prokofiev, Stravinsky, Tchaikovsky, and Shostakovich close to your heart.

Description: I just really hope his laugh was like it was in Amadeus.

Description: Floating right through the glass ceiling since 1857.

Description: The man played with such joy and swing.

Description: The patron saint of music and musicians.

Description: Floating through the glass ceiling since 1857.

Description: Lovely in every way.

Description: You never forget your first Mahler symphony.

Description: You never forget your first Mahler symphony.

Description: The man. The beard. The Legend.

Description: A cellist's cellist. Part powerhouse, part master interpreter, all legend.

Description: People who don't like Shostakovich are bad. There, I said it.

Description: People who don't like Shostakovich are bad. There, I said it.

Description: "Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken."

Description: More than just a pretty face.

Description: This page is now a Benjamin Britten stan site.

Description: Mad respect to Amy Beach.

Description: They'll still ask, but it hurts a little less when you have one of these. A Stark Raving Cello original from back in the day.

Description: Show your love for the master! Sketch of Rostropovich's unmistakable frame.