StarkCade

Description: pride month, 2020

Description: A ring from a head.

Description: Just a ring above a city.

Description: I mean really though.

Description: I mean really though.

Description: For New Terra

Description: If your kid watches tv, you might be familiar with the hotel-dwelling fuzzly caretaker show and it's protagonist that frequently has good problem-solving ideas.

Description: Vintage Vicarstown Goods Depot shirt

Description: Hollywood can't have it all.

Description: Hollywood doesn't have it all.

Description: A font to match the song.

Description: Nature.

Description: Gender is a drag.

Description: @realDonaldTrump: "Can you imagine if these Do Nothing Democrat Savages, people like Nadler, Schiff, AOC Plus 3, and many more, had a Republican Party who would have done to Obama what the Do Nothings are doing to me. Oh well, maybe next time!" 9/28/2019

Description: @realDonaldTrump: "Can you imagine if these Do Nothing Democrat Savages, people like Nadler, Schiff, AOC Plus 3, and many more, had a Republican Party who would have done to Obama what the Do Nothings are doing to me. Oh well, maybe next time!" 9/28/2019

Description: For the few and previously-proud

Description: (Answer: probably not the US one.)

Description: Let's be real.

Description: Alohalloween without the Aloha!

Description: It's ONLY October?

Description: Can you name all the parts?

Description: Killer Business Cards Series Volume 1, Number 5. No need to try the number, it's the date he was finally caught.

Description: Killer Business Cards! Volume 1, Number 3. No need to try the phone number...it's the date she died.

Description: Part of my series on superpowers. Listen, the ability to BREAK DOWN WALLS WITH YOUR VOICE is pretty dang A) destructive B) extra and C) AWESOME. People won't even know what hit 'em because this sonic bird call wouldn't have even physically touched them!

Description: Self-Replication is part of my series on superpowers. Imagine being a busy person like a superhero or a mom. WHAT IF YOU SUDDENLY HAD FOUR OF YOU? And I don't mean in the progressively stupider sense, like in multiplicity. Imagine what you could accomplish without needing more arms (like some octopus loving villains) or dumb sidekicks (looking at you, Jones).

Description: This is part of my series on superpowers. Night vision: we all have it but you know what -- it could be better.

Description: This is part of my series on superpowers. Warp vision, what a bizarre, underrated ability! Think of what you could accomplish (or destroy [or steal]) if you could either confuse or manipulate what people around you SEE. Amazing.

Description: Part of my series on superpowers. Diamond form: only a few superheroes have it. Sure adamantium and vibranium are epic metals, but diamonds can certainly hold their own, especially when you can TURN YOUR WHOLE BODY INTO A DIAMOND. And! Side benefit: you're sparkly.

Description: Part of my series on superpowers. Spike protrusion is SO underrated. I mean, some people will think of "claws" like a certain wolf-like hero might spring out of his fists, but imagine the ability to just THROW SPIKES OUT OF WHEREVER. JUST IMAGINE. like whoa. Use them to start up a conversation with your friends. What superpower would you want?

Description: Part of my series on superpowers.

Description: Killer Business Cards Volume 1, Number 7. Sorry to inform the number won't work; it's the date ol' Mr. Mudgett died.

Description: Killer Business Cards Volume 1, number 2. No need to try the number -- it's the date he died.

Description: Killer Business Cards Volume 1, Number 4. No need to try the number; it's the date he died.

Description: Killer Business Cards Volume 1, Number 1. No need to try the number; it's the date he died.