StarkCade

Description: This is part of my series on superpowers. Night vision: we all have it but you know what -- it could be better.

Description: This is part of my series on superpowers. Warp vision, what a bizarre, underrated ability! Think of what you could accomplish (or destroy [or steal]) if you could either confuse or manipulate what people around you SEE. Amazing.

Description: Part of my series on superpowers. Diamond form: only a few superheroes have it. Sure adamantium and vibranium are epic metals, but diamonds can certainly hold their own, especially when you can TURN YOUR WHOLE BODY INTO A DIAMOND. And! Side benefit: you're sparkly.

Description: Part of my series on superpowers. Spike protrusion is SO underrated. I mean, some people will think of "claws" like a certain wolf-like hero might spring out of his fists, but imagine the ability to just THROW SPIKES OUT OF WHEREVER. JUST IMAGINE. like whoa. Use them to start up a conversation with your friends. What superpower would you want?

Description: Part of my series on superpowers.

Description: Killer Business Cards Volume 1, Number 7. Sorry to inform the number won't work; it's the date ol' Mr. Mudgett died.

Description: Killer Business Cards Volume 1, number 2. No need to try the number -- it's the date he died.

Description: Killer Business Cards Volume 1, Number 4. No need to try the number; it's the date he died.

Description: Killer Business Cards Volume 1, Number 1. No need to try the number; it's the date he died.

Description: Killer Business Cards Volume 1, Number 6. No need to try the number, it's the day he died.

Description: Killer Business Cards Series Volume 1, Number 5. No need to try the number, it's the date he was finally caught.

Description: Killer Business Cards! Volume 1, Number 3. No need to try the phone number...it's the date she died.

Description: What language does the devil speak? Well, ok, probably Latin. But no one actually speaks Latin anymore, so cover several bases at once with this design. Perfect for travelers who may need language assistance.

Description: The road to world peace is lined with coffee beans.

Description: Just a lady.

Description: It's every banker's favorite holiday.

Description: Have you fed the fish?

Description: Free ice cream. FOR. LIFE.

Description: You could save the world.

Description: Gotta be optimistic. This design is slightly gritty, slightly dirty, slightly grungey, slightly distressed, slightly worn. Just like any math or physics major.

Description: Just four guys, hanging out.

Description: Just a creepy guy hanging out by a tree.

Description: Save the Rebellion, Save the Dream. Stop the Coup. Slightly jaded and distressed, just like the British populace.

Description: Government shutting down government does not seem....logical. Also that guy needs a hairbrush. He looks like a muppet. (tbh tho, I'd rather a muppet than a baby orange with tiny, over-active fingers.)

Description: I Dig Girls and Flowers! Don’t you? This classy gold design will let everyone know how much you love feminine and floral fanciness. (Probably) Good as a gift!

Description: Not sure what else to add, since it kinda says everything already: Ignore Donkeys, Geese, and Frankfurts. But I will say it's quite fancy. Check out that gold detail.

Description: First of all: it's not "I could care less." If one could care LESS, that means they actually have some caring to spare. Second: if one LITERALLY couldn't care less, they're probably just a skeleton in a grave, rolling their dried up eyeballs at the world that probably didn't even bother to bury their skull. Spread the word. (Now for those who care enough to want the design in white!)

Description: First of all: it's not "I could care less." If one could care LESS, that means they actually have some caring to spare. Second: if one LITERALLY couldn't care less, they're probably just a skeleton in a grave, rolling their dried up eyeballs at the world that probably didn't even bother to bury their skull. Spread the word.

Description: Washington needs a politician who says what they mean, do what they say, and values education. "Causes are only lost when you give up," said Laura Roslin, ex-Secretary of Education and President of the United Colonies of Kobol. The 12 stars each represent a lost colony after the Cylon attack. This holiday season, show off your true political affiliation. So say we all!

Description: Don't flush this idea. Isn't your family worth just TRYING THIS? What's the worst that could happen? (If you try this, please message me about your family-style pooping experiences.)

Description: Think about it.

Description: Language lesson: Yam Seng is the Expanse-ified version of a Singaporean toast, from Cantonese 饮胜 yám sing, "drink." If you, like me, thought Jim and Naomi were just mumbling words, know that they were effectively telling each other "cheers," or "bottoms up," or "salud," or....you get the idea. Yam seng, Beltalowda!

Description: I mean it's kinda morbid, but they can't call it "true" unless it really is. Right? It's probably true-ish. Know a true crime fan? A podcast fanatic? A TRUE CRIME PODCAST FANATIC? I bet they'll like this shirt as a gift. Just saying.

Description: "Frequent Flyer Club," unknown artist, circa 1880. Surprising as it may be, this was actually a collaboration between the "Brunch Witches" and an unknown illustrator. They posed JUST long enough for the artist to finish her sketch, waved, and made their way to bottomless mimosas.

Description: "Frequent Flyer Club," unknown artist, circa 1880. Surprising as it may be, this was actually a collaboration between the "Brunch Witches" and an unknown illustrator. They posed JUST long enough for the artist to finish her sketch, waved, and made their way to bottomless mimosas.