Stegelin

Who doesn't adore a pudgy dragon celebrating his 10th birthday with a trike ride? Now the question is, does a dragon blow out the candle or light it with a breath of fire?

Nostalgia takes a dreadful turn with a C'thulhu/Sea Monkeys mashup. Own a bowlful of unhappiness — instant deity! Just add water and your undying devotion — that's all! Now, grow and enjoy the most fearsome Great Old Ones ever to bring dread and remorse into your house. In his house at R'lyeh, dead C'thulhu waits dreaming. Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

It's the 100% campaign shirt that shoulda been: Trump showing his patriotism for the country that matters most... to his bottom line.