This is the design you've been waiting for! Guaranteed to be your favorite Thanksgiving-themed shirt for many joyous years. If they don't make your size please enjoy a mug. Slither forth and be thankful this Thanksgiving.
Based on me mis-hearing my niece and nephew's felicitations on the phone one year.
I DREAMED THIS SHIRT. Two nights ago I dreamt that I was Ben Carson if he were a sentient streetcar, and later, I dreamt a vision of this shirt. AND NOW MY DREAM IS TRUE.
This will be on sale for 72 hours? And then regular price after that.
GREAT CHRISTMAS GIFT for those who love dream-bees.
I RECOMMEND BUYING THE HOODIE, as that is how I dreamt it.
DON'T DREAM IT. "BEE" IT.
My fourth most horrifying childhood nightmare was of visiting a neon-and-crosshatched demon motel. I tried to stand on the baseboards of the lobby, the way you might climb on the edge of a built-in tub, but kept slipping off. Before long, this little blue bastard bit my arm, and as I woke up, I felt a very vivid pain. Have you ever felt pain in a dream? Is that a thing?
This is an illustration of the look and sense of portent in the dream.
Recommend getting the orange one so the blue guy stands out, but you do you.
Now more than ever! Originally drawn on election night 2016, this cathartic design gives visual form to our collective hypervigilant trauma and rage. By buying this shirt you are enriching me with dollars I will spend on sweet, numbing alcohol and donations to Democrat and Democratic Socialist candidates around the area and, occasionally, country. WHAT ARE YOU MAD ABOUT?