StevieVanB

My partner had a dream of a marketing campaign underscoring that BEEZ-IT brand crackers were in fact BEE FLAVORED and NOT HONEY FLAVORED. We felt that it was time the truth got out, and so we have made this shirt.

Did you like Parks and Rec? Did you see Li'l Sebastian? Here he is! See if he'll sign it! --Honestly, I only made this for the sticker option--take a look for that!

Do you love CLASSIC MOVIES? Oh yeah, well PROVE IT with this intertitle from Charlie Chaplin's classic silent picture "The Kid" (1921), starring Jackie Coogan. Not only do I recommend watching this film, but I HIGHLY recommend buying this shirt so that only TRUE FILM APPRECIATORS will know you on sight. Don't let a baby down (my baby, who needs braces)--proclaim yourself TRUE BUFF!

Sometime you gotta lay down the real truth–you're right and your opinions are, like so much about you, the best.

The longer we ignore THE PROBLEM, the harder it is to fix. Wake up chucklenuts!

SCREAMY is a fry cook condemned to haunt they kitchen forever. BEWARE his shrieking customer service, his pallid onion rings.

Do you like Koalas? How about legumes? If you said YESSIR, have I got the shirt for you! I recommend getting a bright color shirt so the peanut butter part appears.