StevieVanB

Description: My brother made such a shirt commemorating our proudest Seattle tradition: underpaying for important infrastructure and making the end user suffer for decades. He was asked about it often enough that he is now in business--all proceeds benefit my brother.

Description: My partner had a dream of a marketing campaign underscoring that BEEZ-IT brand crackers were in fact BEE FLAVORED and NOT HONEY FLAVORED. We felt that it was time the truth got out, and so we have made this shirt.

Description: Did you like Parks and Rec? Did you see Li'l Sebastian? Here he is! See if he'll sign it! --Honestly, I only made this for the sticker option--take a look for that!

Description: Do you love CLASSIC MOVIES? Oh yeah, well PROVE IT with this intertitle from Charlie Chaplin's classic silent picture "The Kid" (1921), starring Jackie Coogan. Not only do I recommend watching this film, but I HIGHLY recommend buying this shirt so that only TRUE FILM APPRECIATORS will know you on sight. Don't let a baby down (my baby, who needs braces)--proclaim yourself TRUE BUFF!

Description: Sometime you gotta lay down the real truth–you're right and your opinions are, like so much about you, the best.

Description: The longer we ignore THE PROBLEM, the harder it is to fix. Wake up chucklenuts!

Description: SCREAMY is a fry cook condemned to haunt they kitchen forever. BEWARE his shrieking customer service, his pallid onion rings.

Description: Do you like Koalas? How about legumes? If you said YESSIR, have I got the shirt for you! I recommend getting a bright color shirt so the peanut butter part appears.