Description: I'm much more of a Summer guy, myself...

Description: Much efficiency! Very wow!

Description: It's beginning to look a lot like "fuck this". Everywhere, there's snow.

Description: Santa Claus is coming to town. Got your stockings ready?

Description: I do not consent to any of this.

Description: Are you an organ donor or are you planning on using them later?

Description: “The cosmos is within us. We are made of star-stuff. We are a way for the universe to know itself.” — Carl Sagan

Description: Elon is going to end up becoming the first doge of Mars.

Description: Dyslexics deserve tove loo!

Description: Teach a man to fish and he'll be a hooker for life!

Description: I love meat WAY too much to ever give it up.

Description: I have more fun with this than you could ever imagine.

Description: We've all been there. If you haven't I honestly don't know whether to feel good or sorry for you.

Description: Don't be like Bob...

Description: Yeeeaaaah, I'm gonna need you to work Saturday... Thanks.

Description: Get yourself sorted out.

Description: Good to the last drop.

Description: It's a joke, which is best served cold. Or is that revenge?

Description: I am intelligent, creative, passionate, and I have hobbies...

Description: "It's good to be weird. If you're not weird, you're just normal." - David Bowie

Description: This design features a skull-flower overlaying a pair of headphones, symbolizing your taste in beautifully dark sound. Whether you love dark music, scary movies, or gothic aesthetics, this design is perfect for you.

Description: Keep yourself safe! Read a book!